Mr Robert Dennis

just an ordinary man doing ordinary things.

[Wanker Finder @IfindWankers]

Now that Keir Starmer has given Sadiq Khan his peerage, his mission is almost complete.

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 CERN OFFICIALLY WENT DARK — AND NOW PEOPLE ARE QUESTIONING REALITY

CERN has officially shut down the Large Hadron Collider until 2030.

And one of the internet's strangest theories is suddenly back.

The Mandela Effect.

The bizarre phenomenon where millions of people remember things differently than they're supposedly recorded.

Pikachu's black-tipped tail.
The Fruit of the Loom cornucopia.
Mirror, Mirror on the wall.

Most people say it's faulty memory.
Others believe it's something else.

What if those memories aren't wrong?
What if reality changed?

Years ago, a viral theory claimed CERN's particle collider experiments may have somehow shifted humanity into a neighboring timeline where small details are different.

Sounds insane.
But millions of people still debate the Mandela Effect to this day.

Now CERN is offline and preparing an upgraded collider that scientists say will be far more powerful than before.

And that's why the theory is back.

Because if people already believe reality changed once... what do they think happens when the machine comes back online even stronger?

Do you think the Mandela Effect is just bad memory... or evidence that something happened to reality itself?

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

"When the legal system fails"

Make 'Citizen Vigilante' the 'The Sound of Freedom' of Europe.

Watch the movie, share it, support the filmmakers.

P.S. F*ck the German state regulators.

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

He’s not the Messiah, he’s just a bloke in mascara.

Behold the glorious Son of Manchester, Andy Burnham, as he waves his hand and the afflicted are miraculously healed. Dr No-Mandate himself returns in Life of Burnham.

{satire}

[Beer Matt. @MatthewHavicon]

Brits spend 53.6 billion pounds a year on holidays.

The majority of those holidays are to places that hit 35 degrees or more daily.

They actually pay good money to fry themselves on the beaches.

Yet 35 degrees at home is an emergency.

We live a clown world of pussies... 🤡

[Essex Patriot @Essex_Patriot]

Lets scare the UK people into thinking the world is getting out of control so they have to pay green taxes

SCAM

[Morgan Barrett @MorganBarrettX]

Jeremy Clarkson’s Farm show on Amazon is the most radicalizing piece of mainstream media I’ve ever seen

Just one example (bear with me):

Badgers became a protected species in Britain 40+ years ago.

The population has exploded and now frequently transmits tuberculosis to cows

But farmers can’t cull the badger population to protect their cattle because the government still considers them to be endangered

Instead of addressing the root cause, the UK has the most batshit testing regime for cattle

There’s no TB vaccine. So the cattle have to get tested. The vets administering the test have to measure welts on the cows neck. Whether a cow lives or dies comes down to a vet trying to discern 1mm on a caliper (reactive vs non reactive).

If a cow tests positive, the farm (already running on super thin margins) is quarantined and starts hemorrhaging money.

Jeremy Clarkson’s cow (pregnant with twins) has an inconclusive test so it’s separated from the herd. It receives a second inconclusive test so they have to kill it (before it can give birth to the twins).

Now here’s the kicker: the autopsy reveals no sign of TB. It was a healthy cow needlessly killed

So - silver lining the farm should be removed from quarantine, right? WRONG - it’s still under quarantine and has to keep testing and can’t sell its beef

Kafkaesque doesn’t even begin to describe how f’d up it is for British farmers

[Richard Seiler @richardseiler]

𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦

Jeremy Clarkson has never pretended to be anything other than exactly what he is

Brutally honest. No oil painting. A pot belly, a lifelong smoker, a drinker. Not exactly the modern alpha male or is he?

And somehow that is the whole point

I have watched him for most of my life
First as a motoring journalist who could make you want a car you would never own and never need
Then as something bigger
The loudest, funniest, most unfiltered mouthpiece the ordinary person ever had
A man who said the thing everyone was thinking while the rest of television tiptoed around it

From Top Gear he built something that should not have worked
Three middle aged men, The Stig, a track and a chemistry you cannot manufacture
James May the patient one
Richard Hammond the brave one
And Clarkson the force of nature dragging both of them into chaos and somehow back out again

When it all fell apart at the BBC he could have disappeared
The fracas was not his finest hour and he never pretended it was
He owned it, apologized and carried on
No reinvention, no groveling tour, no carefully managed comeback
He just kept being himself and let the work speak

The move to Amazon and The Grand Tour proved something I think a lot of people missed
The format was never the magic
The men were
You can take three friends out of a studio and drop them anywhere on earth and the loyalty between them travels with them

But it is Clarkson's Farm where the whole picture finally comes into focus

Here is a man with nothing left to prove walking into a field he barely understands and refusing to fake competence he does not have
He has run that farm at break even and then at an outright loss in full public view
No editing it into a success story
No pretending the numbers work when they do not
His farm manager hands him one brutal truth after another and he sits there and takes it

A whole season swallowed by drought even after he leaned into robotics and the most advanced farming money could buy
Technology was supposed to be the answer and the weather did not care
He showed that too
Most people would have cut it

And through all of it he has done something quietly remarkable
He has dragged the plight of the British farmer into the light
The paperwork, the council, the margins that vanish, the weather that ruins a year of work in a week
People who had never thought about where their food comes from suddenly cared because he made them care

And then there is the part nobody warned me about
Men who raise animals for meat and still love them
Who name them, worry about them, sit with them
Who treat them with respect and dignity right up to the moment they cannot keep them
And feel the full weight of sending them off

He does not hide that
He lets the camera sit in the discomfort of it
The grief of a man who knows the deal he made and still finds it hard

That is not weakness
That is honesty most people are far too afraid to show

We live in an age that rewards the polished, the curated, the carefully built personal brand
And here is a scruffy, swearing, chain smoking farmer who has done the opposite of all of it and won
He stayed exactly who he was while the world begged him to become a product

That is the whole secret
There is no act
There never was

And that is exactly why we keep watching

Praying for a full recovery mate, looking forward to another season of Clarkson's Farms!

[Alexandra @Alexandr4Denman]

Asylum claims has to stop! We are overwhelmed with people, we are a tiny island and we shouldn’t be taking in the world and its problems! Half of them are scammers coming here for benefits and there is foreigners here making money out of getting them here! Wrong it needs to stop

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

I kid you not, Keir Starmer said "*We* have just reached a ceasefire."

WHAT?! The man did absolutely f*ck all apart from turn us into a global embarrassment.

What a colossal wanker.
I despise him.

[N Ecc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Neccccy]

Thumbs up if you agree?

[N Ecc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Neccccy]

True !!!!

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

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