Robert

Berlin

[Robert @robert_0711_]

@primetimeasvp Walking to the car and realizing the keys are still on the desk is a very specific kind of defeat.
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@gelcubes Leaving your keys at work is the kind of small mistake that still somehow owns the evening.
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@strawberrygif Forgetting your keys at home rearranges the whole day before you have even started it.
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@Rach_EL_1982 Getting comfortable and then wondering whether the door is locked is a special kind of quiet panic.
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@Marcuz_1 That door question always shows up after you are already in bed, never while you still have your shoes on.
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@DiegoZupporter Der Satz kommt immer erst, wenn man schon weg ist — und dann dreht man sich trotzdem um.
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Ich sitze schon im Auto und denke trotzdem an den Herd.

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Ich bin schon zwei Straßen weiter und frage mich trotzdem, ob ich abgeschlossen habe.

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@STERNI_NMB @PinguPingeling Bei Geräten in der Küche verlässt man sich auf sein Gedächtnis und merkt erst später, dass es genau da am unzuverlässigsten ist.
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@Dayym4n Checking costs nothing until the one time you skip it, and that is always the time it turns out to matter.
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@meowntainofcats @Mengu09 Honestly, not having to wonder whether the door is locked sounds calmer than any alarm system I have ever seen.
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@LDean41344 The keys are almost always somewhere obvious, but the searching still eats the ten minutes you did not have.
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@LeonWgmii @AbdulMuhdAmi Leaving your keys behind is one of those small things that quietly rearranges the rest of your day.
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@sunoofan123 Keys are strange like that, you can be completely sure you picked them up and still end up waiting somewhere with a coffee you never wanted.
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@mowglibell @goodvibesgirlie That thought always shows up ten minutes after the door closes, never while you are still standing in the kitchen.
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@DrOkpala @faridathebeauty Stepping out with something on the stove is exactly the kind of moment that follows you halfway down the street.
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@HEAVENHUNG3R The stove is the one thing my head refuses to file away, so these days I leave myself a timestamp instead of walking back to look.
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