Robert Cook

Founder of software-controlled lighting startup, Off White. Founder of Freebase and Metaweb

[Robert Cook @robert_a_cook]

Large corporations are a species outcompeting humans.

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@Bludgeonsoft I CAN'T KEEP THE RHYTHM OUT OF MY HEAD!

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Is euthanasia legal yet? I'd like to put an end to 2016.

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Intolerance of intolerance is not intolerance.

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2016 is passing like a kidney stone.

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I used to think Noam Chomsky was over the top, but now I realize he was naive.

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Hey Florida! Have fun underwater. You deserve it.

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Canifornia: A new progressive country connected with a giant Canadarm.

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Idle hands are the devil's workshop. But what about tiny hands?

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Another upside: Republicans will start backing cures for mental illness. Also: Hair loss

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Cut to: Paul Ryan wiping tears from his face with pages of The Fountainhead

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Did we just elect a Batman villain for president?

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Nate Silver: What's the probability of your next job being at Burger King?

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@jrod668 - Is this you, the sister of my wonderful ex? I would PM, but it seems to be blocked.

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#vilmonic lives! Simulated life! Which raises the question: are we simulated?

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@a2_4am @rolandgust I don't remember doing this on Gumball, but I went crazy with this kind of thing on Karateka C64.

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@textfiles @yesterbits @a2_4am @unixronin We think it might be Atari 400/800 Labyrinth.

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@textfiles @a2_4am So we believe it might be in the Atari 400/800 version of Labyrinth, which was ported by Corey Kosak.

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@rolandgust @jmechner I remember doing all of this (and the worse stuff in Karateka C64) and thinking that so few would see it. Thanks Web!

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@rolandgust @jmechner We had so much more time then. And brainpower.