Robert

Innovator of incredible things for agents

[Robert @Robert_May_]

Housing policy in one image.
Red bus. Blue bus. Same destination. All change.
The hole gets deeper every parliament. https://t.co/H4Gx3yKMOe via @LinkedIn

[Robert @Robert_May_]

@IanRoomeMP Ian, same argument, different debacle. Please see my comment. When are we going to take #housing out of politics? https://t.co/dNdpQaDwIf

[Robert @Robert_May_]

@susie_dent a new word for an ai world: Longthreaditis -The Problem and The Cure https://t.co/uobvIoLnnA via @LinkedIn

[Mr.Marylebone @MatthewFine0]

@Rightmove market 'surprisingly resilient' despite mortgage rate rises- to quote @Robert_May_ in the comments 'The market may look busy, but it is less productive, more price sensitive, and more fragile than it was in a low interest rate environment' https://t.co/H4kZQuNsEy

[Robert @Robert_May_]

Smile Please once posted I should lead the fight... he was right! https://t.co/YbaBsO1j1R via @LinkedIn

[Robert @Robert_May_]

Making Tea That Stands Audit by the Tea Police https://t.co/UgFqRCBE2T via @LinkedIn

[Robert @Robert_May_]

#Push.... Push the button...
🎼I'm busy showing you what you are missing,
I'm kind of showing off for your full attention

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[Robert @Robert_May_]

May I Help You.... complete sales faster https://t.co/MlT7ZMoB4D via @LinkedIn

[Robert @Robert_May_]

What a 326-Year-Old Estate Agency Taught Me About Change https://t.co/FcxpQyU58d via @LinkedIn

[Robert @Robert_May_]

I started humming 'dang-a-lang-dang-dang' from Deliverance while reminding them it's a long way back to the M5. A Sarcastic wink and the stand-off was resolved.
I'll see your shotgun Gangsta and raise you chainsaw hillbilly. Soweee!🐷
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[Robert @Robert_May_]

Accidentally created the best chocolate ice cream ever. It actually tastes like scoopable @DairyMilkIn Dairy Milk.
Not vanilla with chunks. Actually tastes like Dairy Milk.
Still don't know how that happened. https://t.co/BaSIHr059o via @LinkedIn

[Robert @Robert_May_]

@Simon_Whale forthright? That was me being diplomatic. I'm waiting to catch up with the misogynist who hounded my daughter out of her career in the RAF:
"Mr May there is a problem. An engineering officer in the RAF? It's not a traditional role for a young lady is it Mr May?"🤬

[Robert @Robert_May_]

This is a metaphor, watch it! This is a warning, heed it! Things that seem to be balanced sometimes are not. Yes it is skilful and yes it is clever but sometimes all it takes is a tiny change to bring the whole act crashing down.. irreparably https://t.co/aPFRLH3s0Z via @YouTube

[Robert @Robert_May_]

"Portals pigeonhole properties and that’s the problem I’m solving."
AS4 liberates the pigeons from the basket. 🕊️ https://t.co/7EyPLVUBNj via @LinkedIn

[Robert @Robert_May_]

A bit of a wonka https://t.co/MNzEBAAyKo via @LinkedIn

[Robert @Robert_May_]

The 35% Question
You're one of 3 dominant agents in your area. You pay more than ARPA and can afford it.
Portal ARPA is £1,440/month and you pay: £3,000
🤔That £1,560 overpayment funds discounts for 2-3 other agents; your overpayment = their discount.
Are you happy with that?

[Robert @Robert_May_]

#CHAMELEONbranding just became a thing; invisible till applied to an agent's branding https://t.co/tmtseOPDUr via @LinkedIn

[Robert @Robert_May_]

@alanbattuk

[Robert @Robert_May_]

@TimPBreden @RealBobMortimer Not tried falling over yet. I am focusing on mastering cortisol and not getting up and working from 4 am

[Robert @Robert_May_]

@iansimons1 @LinkedIn We were until Ruda, the beach owners, banned dogs for the summer months. We tried for several years but had too many cases of sad hounds with separation anxiety getting all hot, sweaty and distressed, so we say treat your visit to Croyde like a holiday abroad.

Sorry!

[Robert @Robert_May_]

Dingle Dell is restored & ready for 2026. One of the original Croyde chalets, 300 yards from surf
We're deliberately not on Airbnb, we greet you personally. and I make the custom ice cream that awaits you, DM me for availability & flavours https://t.co/5EhiuIxGvt via @LinkedIn