Robert Adam

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If you adopt a highway, it should be a rescue highway, like from North Korea or Detroit.

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The greatest trick the Devil ever played, was becoming God

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Any and all legal language stating “regardless of income or social standing” can now be updated to include say “unless you’re Will Smith.” @TheAcademy, @nbcsnl , @sagaftra, @MSNBC, @CNN

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The BIG QUESTION, who will eventually have the zoom and resolution to capture BIGFOOT?

Or is @mitchhedberg right?

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If US citizens could survive without working, the essential worker could actually negotiate their income.

We need to keep poverty where it is or say goodbye to the minimum wage businesses benefit from - Carnegie

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Muscle memory can tell ya a lot about someone.

My Boss’s girlfriend spit on a hotdog before taking a bite.

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@berniemoreno needs a hug. When you see him, give him a hug. He is one of many.

Do you have one in your state? Arguing inaccuracies of a delusion with the delusional rarely works.

All we can do is show them empathy... prevent them from positions power, but be caring.

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Public School Teachers scavenging one dollar bills for their classroom supplies is demeaning!! Originally the challenge involved a black light and dancing pole, but since money wasn’t for college it didn’t make sense. https://t.co/cW4CCoHujc

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Let’s turn a negative into a positive.

What if Purdue Pharma worked with NRA to create a tranquilizer dart that could replace bullets?

Evening news: Man took a nap today after cop accidentally fired due to an unsubstantiated fear.

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“A whole personality makes the attorney”

Inspirational Poster Idea

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https://t.co/TNPGbCQmxQ via @YouTube What a disappointing second coming. Yeah he walks on water, yeah he’s magic, but Jesus is a moose this time around. When ma said life ain’t fair, I had no idea it truly applies to anyone.

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Most undiscovered species are overlooked

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To be completely deceitful, I love when people say “to be honest”

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One dealing with new or unfamiliar circumstances can be said to be like a:
“Fish outa water”- acceptable
“Cat underwater” - NOT ACCEPTABLE

The more you know

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Only when one is more off due they become moron. - Me 06/20/2021

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Does the KKK have a Human Resource Director?

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I think the "Travel Channel" identifies as a "Paranormal Channel." And, that's @travelchannel choice. #acceptance

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We need to accept that some people, like vomit, are just brought up that way.

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Oster engineers, undecided on how to label a line of kitchen products, claim to have blender identity issues.

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To contribute to equality I say “Let me get this LGBTQ friendly” rather than ”straight” when confirming something.

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Jeopardy
Answer: One described this photo as igneous, sedimentary, and metamorphic.

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