Robert Alan

Poop.
And other Poop related things.

[Robert Alan @robertalan86]

@itsnwts I was raped by a "friend" around "friends" and they all took pictures and told me that "I had a good time".
And I couldn't do anything about it.

[Robert Alan @robertalan86]

I would like to introduce the greatest guitar player from Houston.
I got to see this man live for my 30th birthday and it was amazing.
Please enjoy.

https://t.co/gkzsjZ5DSI

[Robert Alan @robertalan86]

I dissected a frog in 6th grade.
Also skinned a deer and a pig far before that.
Can't count the number of fish I've murdered for dinner...
I was born in 1986 btw.
The greatest year on earth.

[Mr. Mike @mrmikeMTL]

People who went to high school:

Did you actually dissect a frog in science class?

[Robert Alan @robertalan86]

When a nigger stomps on another niggers head nobody cares.
When a white person does it....

[Mrgunsngear @Mrgunsngear]

Newark, New Jersey bus driver Toron Walker was reportedly spat upon by a passenger starting the sequence of events that led to this video ⬇️

Mr. Walker then dispensed an appropriate amount of attitude adjusting violence upon the passenger with at least one very solid elbow smashing into his skull (volume up)👌🏽

Both men were arrested.

Dispense violence accordingly....

“This matter is currently under investigation, and we’re unable to comment on any specific details at this time. We don’t condone any form of assault aboard any of our vehicles or within our facilities,” a NJ Transit spokesperson said.

“We can confirm that our driver was assaulted prior to the altercation. We want to take this opportunity to remind everyone that assaulting a transit employee is a serious offense and can result in a fine, jail time and/or a ban from riding the transit system.” -New Jersey Transit officials

#CityLife #crime #justice #vigilante #bus #BusDriver #CitizenVigilante #NewJersey #FAFO #education #urban #democrats

[Robert Alan @robertalan86]

The nigger...
Duh.

[ApexSeeker @ApexSeeker_]

Question for Americans.

You wake up…

A ninja is outside your window.

A samurai is at your front door.

Who are you dealing with first?

😂🥷⚔️

[Robert Alan @robertalan86]

@IAMTOMMACDONALD I've got a few you might like.
Not AI.
All 16 bit though...

[Robert Alan @robertalan86]

@ZainabSana2622 A gun and bullet are really cheap.
You don't have to be part of the problem.
You are welcome...

[Robert Alan @robertalan86]

@Ryan_Parkerrr Yes...

[Robert Alan @robertalan86]

@OfficialLiamo All terrorists must die.
They are all terrorists.

[Robert Alan @robertalan86]

@frankiemuniz Sleep on the floor.
Back straight on the ground.

[Robert Alan @robertalan86]

@IommiWatts I saw that was what you were using.
Just couldn't make out the speakers being used.

[Robert Alan @robertalan86]

@IommiWatts I get it and I can hear I love Freedmon amps and it sounds a lot like Freedmon.
l still love the distortion.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

@Icehelmet No we get it. Our point is if your choosing to suffer, shut the fuck about it.

[Robert Alan @robertalan86]

PURE BEEFY GOLD....

[Iommi Watts @IommiWatts]

Song: "Cahokia"
Artist: IOMMI WATTS
Streaming: All Platforms

Shoutout to Scott Bond at @fatcatcustomguitars for making me this sick custom Magnus prototype nicknamed "Korben Dallas."

#riffoftheday
#iommiwatts
#rockmusic
#metalhead
#stonerrock

[Robert Alan @robertalan86]

@HLC_actual Kill them all...

[Robert Alan @robertalan86]

@_celia_bedelia_ And everyone I know that watches that show is stupid.
And a number of other things.
They also watched me get raped at a party and told me that "I would be ok" when I tried to do something about it.

[Robert Alan @robertalan86]

@sirDukeDevin Because of the hiring process...
It's racist in the first place.
glad you are fucking retarded enough to post this.

[Robert Alan @robertalan86]

Muslims are terrorists.
We kill terrorists.

[JonnyUtd @Fx1Jonny]

This is what Elon is promoting.

THE MASS KILLING OF MUSLIMS!!!

Fucking sick twisted bastards!!

[Robert Alan @robertalan86]

And that is why you are in fact retarded.

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Probably one of the worst ways you could start your adulthood is by completely withdrawing from your education, career, and social life to go run around a lobotomization camp and get degraded by emotionally stunted grown men for 2 years