Robert Allen

Highly anticipated profile bio to be released next week.

[Robert Allen @robertallenesq]

I’m pinning my go to jam for ease of reference. https://t.co/meVvWfxI4o

[Robert Allen @robertallenesq]

Air Bud would not be good if the ball was pumped up.

[Robert Allen @robertallenesq]

Do Trump loyalists think that good things happen to Trump loyalists?

[Robert Allen @robertallenesq]

We should not have to turn to the topic of democracy in a presidential debate. Ffs

[Robert Allen @robertallenesq]

This isn’t heat stroke. It looks like he heard his music and started to dry heave.

[K.C. Schweizer @kc_schweizer]

#JasonAldean runs off stage at the #xfinitytheatre show in #HartfordCT. Poor guy. It was hotter than hell. It was bad enough just standing in the pit. I can’t imagine performing in jeans, boots, and hat under all those lights in that humidity with no breeze. Hope he’s okay! ❤️

[Robert Allen @robertallenesq]

Confession time- I just bought my first pair of Birkenstocks today at age 45 with ugly feet and just wanted to document this publicly as I fear my life could take many different trajectories from here.

[Robert Allen @robertallenesq]

@Travistritt @zachlanebryan Ok Boomer

[Robert Allen @robertallenesq]

Amanda Shires is right about everything

[Robert Allen @robertallenesq]

I am watching the Jason Isbell documentary on HBO. I think you would like it.

[Robert Allen @robertallenesq]

@JasonIsbell Do you ever smoke weed? Asking for a friend

[Robert Allen @robertallenesq]

@JasonIsbell What in the world is a soda? Sorry for my ignorance but I’m from way back then. I remember when coke was a Coke and crack’s what you were doing when you were cracking jokes.

[Robert Allen @robertallenesq]

Who’s gonna ride that chrome 3 wheeler?

[Robert Allen @robertallenesq]

@karenehowell Great tweet I love it

[Robert Allen @robertallenesq]

@elonmusk @StephenKing Imagine asking an author (horror genre) for advice on running a (shitty) social media company without even a hint of irony.

[Robert Allen @robertallenesq]

Does anyone know what I mean when I say Newcum? Could be wrong spelling. It is a sport like volleyball but you can catch it? Newcomb? Nukum? Gnewcum?

[Robert Allen @robertallenesq]

Taught my kids up dog tonight. Went well. Tomorrow deez nuts.

[Robert Allen @robertallenesq]

I have watched Hocus Pocus 1 and 2 over the past 2 days and that tnf game was way worse

[Robert Allen @robertallenesq]

@games_n_snacks @PaulColella_ @algofiorg @AlgoFoundation I finally got it to work using a computer browser. Safari on iPhone wouldnt work.

[Robert Allen @robertallenesq]

@Brett_Hanfling Was trying to explain this to a friend so many thanks for sharing. A picture is worth a 1k words

[Robert Allen @robertallenesq]

@ClueHeywood That’s funny but I love this DB

[Robert Allen @robertallenesq]

@Scaramucci But what if you can’t withdraw it from your account? Don’t block this, mooch.