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normal guy

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@TsCharlotteLov3 @TsElleXo Roxy Music album cover

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Joined a porn chat for the first time last week and had zero game in that situation. obviously, no one has any real game there (it's fake, for losers, etc) but my shit especially just did not work. I looked like the biggest loser in the loser room

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I really hate AI porn images. People's brains were broken enough jacking it to women they're never going to meet in regular porn. Jacking it to women who don't exist is gonna turn them into horny brains in jars.

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An old Gawker article described Kate Middleton as having "the platonic ideal of hair." I think that's key to understanding why white women love her.

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had a mystery song stuck in my head all morning that turned out to be the jerkmate jingle

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@sensuous_muse no, doesn't matter.

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@ElegantEricaJ kid Charlemagne

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@JoliJolanka_ negosh up to 2,100

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so what if vampires like bodily fluids that aren't blood. Like piss or sweat. Sure, way more gross, less glamorous (nobody's doing sweat twilight) but if you're cornered by dracula and he's like "I vant to drink your piss" you'd be like OK bro, could be worse

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@HeatherofVegas my dick just skipped a beat

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are there still hot chicks named laura and stephanie? did they all become lawyers?

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@insta_thot21 trump

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@MissFelicityFox with

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@dee_carrigan He was a hot dude, beard and terrorism aside

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@SamSommersLV good pun. hot look.

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@LoveDaniLane as long as he has a pulse

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@AleksandraRay_ Aww not awe

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@KrystalClearNJ Just a pervert lyin' on top of the sheets
I got a hard dick I don't want to beat
I'm no charity case, got cash for pussy to eat
I'll pay you right on time
Finish by taking you from behind

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@HalleTheQueen Only time it's ever acceptable to enjoy Dasani is reading this. https://t.co/N8mCAtWoyg