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a writer

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[Guinness World Records @GWR]

BOSHHHH

@Johnfis08605918 has set a NEW Guinness World Records title for the most takeaway dishes memorised in 30 seconds 💪

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@AlanBreenAuthor Monty is my second favourite.

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My favourite gardening expert.
(My wife)
wyldeflorence on Instagram. X

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Last four tracks of Dungeon Lane are absolutely beautiful. WTF man.

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@LbRudyard The last 4 songs are UNREAL.

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This isn’t hyperbole, what I’m about to say.
But when McCartney releases a new album it’s like a god sending down some new word from the mountain. It’s precisely like that, and it won’t be happening forever. So let’s appreciate the word while we’re blessed enough to hear it.
Like this FUCKIN BELTER.

https://t.co/X82V5WyHlI

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Listen to the last 4 tracks of Dungeon Lane on the train without greetin challenge.

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The internet when a new video game comes out:

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Followed this man to Seville many years ago, despite not being the travelling type. But look at him. You’d follow this man anywhere.

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The Tartan Army will be hitting American massage parlours this summer and asking the lassies for a “McInnes” or, as it’s better known, a Happy To Finish.

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There’s a huge satisfaction knowing that - no matter what levers of power the bastards get their hands on - they will forever be denied beautiful moments like the ones created by the artists.

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

this was so sweet. Stephen Colbert just ended his final episode of The Late Show while singing "Hello, Goodbye" with Paul McCartney. his family and the show's crew then joined them on stage before Paul turned off the lights to the Ed Sullivan Theater

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Massive credit needs to go to Hearts this season for an incredible, and incredibly entertaining, attempt to win the Greetin’ Faced Cup. Truly unforgettable!

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@olly_quinn MASSIVE Emilio Zerg energy!

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I imagine plenty of Celtic fans will be having a pop at @EwenDCameron today, but let me tell you something. An absolute sweetheart, and he’s made this season even more entertaining. I love the guy!

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@Miksa_83

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A glorious day for not only the legendary Martin O’Neill. Not only the glorious Glasgow Celtic. Not only Hibernian Football Club. But for the capital city of Scotland, the greatest city in the world - Glasgow.

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@Jonathan_Blow Looks PERFECT.