BREAKING: Trump has released photographic proof that his American State Fair is absolutely packed. Some are calling it the largest crowd ever assembled.
#SharpieGate
Why not create an English Parliament to provide the people of England with the opportunity to operate as a devolved nation like Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales?
Dear Boston,
I'd like to apologise for any confusion. After spending time with the Tartan Army, you may have been under the impression that visiting football fans mostly sing about their own team, enjoy a few drinks, make friends with the locals and leave with everyone's liver slightly damaged but spirits intact.
Our neighbours England have now arrived chanting about us. We appreciate this may seem odd when we're not even playing them. Most countries express their football culture by celebrating themselves. England appears to express theirs singing about Scotland. We don’t fully understand it either. It's a fascinating phenomenon.
P.S. Thanks for looking after the Tartan Army. They left you with good memories. What happens next is between you and God 😉
All the best to our Scottish pals tonight, go and make history and boogie all night long in Miami! 🏴
(Please make it worth it staying up to 2am, cheers) #effzeh
By far my favourite Scotland vs Brazil story is the referee saying “Good luck, may the best team win” to both captains before the game in 1982 and Graeme Souness replying “I fucking hope not”
Today I joined a group of Miamians in Little Havana to welcome Scotland’s famous Tartan Army to the 305. After hearing stories about the unforgettable reception they received in Boston, we had shirts made that read: “The 305 Loves the Tartan Army.”
What happened next surprised us.
We thought we were there to welcome them. Instead, they welcomed us.
They were loud, funny, gracious, and full of life. Within minutes, complete strangers felt like old friends. It reminded me why their reputation travels wherever they go.
I’ve visited Scotland before and experienced that same warmth and hospitality firsthand. Today, they brought a little bit of Scotland to Little Havana.
They say, “No Scotland, No Party.” After today, I believe it.
Welcome to Miami, Tartan Army. The 305 is glad you’re here. 🇺🇸🤝🏴 #TartanArmy #WorldCup2026 #Miami
Think it’s also important to note we’ve been referring to the two women as Complaint A and B for legal reasons, but they can now be referred to as victims, victims who very bravely came forward to give evidence knowing their lives would be forever upended
"I have accepted Keir Starmer's resignation as my chief servant and have invited Andy Burnham to lay out details for how many meals a day he'll give me"
Ireland is full……… of beautiful human beings.
Blaming the person who arrives with their belongings in a plastic bag for your problems, when it’s the faceless parasitic fuckers with investment portfolios who caused all of them.
We are a nation of economic migrants.
I am one.
Retweet if you stand by Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni against Trump. Her Quote ‘Italy And I Never Beg’ 🇮🇹
Canada and Greenland never beg either. 🇨🇦🇬🇱