koke calatrava

Asquerosamente conspiranoico.
Amante de la cerveza y del futbol de barro puro y duro 🇪🇦
No puedes comerte el pastel y aun asi tenerlo

[natalia @killmeorsmthng]

guarros históricos

[𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰 ⭐⭐ @Camavinismo]

Cucurella al enterarse de que después del mundial se la tendrá que pasar a un tal Mbappé en vez de al maestro del sexo Oyarzabal

[Rincón de Wally @RinconDeWally]

Un noruego y un brasileño comunicándose en español... pero el idioma "universal" supuestamente es el inglés. �

[Espía Ruso @Tweeterricola]

Los ricos se disparan en España

[koke calatrava @RobertinhoJ1]

@Nebot365 @enbajafutbol Le dices algo así como con 2 goles de ventaja cuenta como ganada

[🇦🇱☣️ @BaldeWaves]

WC going on

Italy subplot :

[koke calatrava @RobertinhoJ1]

@mardelunafc @SFCSVQ2 @Uruguay 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Teresuca Fest 💢 @teresucafest]

El de “vivís de paguitas” resulta que tiene una de 13 millones

[Freidora de Aire ☭🇪🇸🇰🇵 @Air_Fryer__]

Este chadnolo le ha metido una humillada historica al marronazo de Pugilito
Aura

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

Report: Female cop shoots Jewish rabbi outside Pornhub office in Canada while hiding from Marxist gunman who killed immigrant officer named Mohamed
https://t.co/0XOk1IBVbG

[piti @nosoypitti]

messi desde que se enteró que el campeón del mundial levanta la copa con trump:

[WAKASO DE MARICHALAR @VS4_MOSSADEADO]

cada vez tengo más claro que este tío era la mente pensante de la euro y que el calvo solo se dedicaba a rezar padrenuestros y a decir venga chicos qué buenos que sois

[- @NanoPomada]

Eres Álvaro Arbeloa en rueda de prensa como entrenador del Fulham, que respondes?

a) El espiritú de Johnny Haynes
b) La quinta del Barrett
c) It was my fault
d) To them, to them

[Senyoret Ruquessa 🇵🇸 @infarruco]

La ciénaga de Shrek al lado de esto es un palacio

[Belén Unzurrunzaga @la_unzu]

En Murcia hacemos balconing al revés.

[Estefan @estefansavix]

yo después de acusar de charca a medio país cuando me encuentre con un gitano con la camiseta blanca a las 5am

[Yokolvd 👍 @marperfig]

Inconfundible, cuerpo botijo, bañándose con ropa y muy seguramente haya espetado antes de bañarse un "ay papi, es que hace mucho caló pues me tiré a la pileta" estamos ante una panchitada

[JVL @JotaUveEle]

al fin la gran panchitada de la que se nos hablaba en los antiguos manuscritos

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Greeks consume 24 liters of olive oil per person per year. Americans consume 1. That ratio explains this photo better than genetics.

Extra virgin olive oil contains over 30 phenolic compounds, the most important being oleocanthal and oleuropein. Oleocanthal has anti-inflammatory properties so similar to ibuprofen that researchers initially thought they'd contaminated their samples. When you consume it daily for decades, these polyphenols accumulate in skin tissue and neutralize the reactive oxygen species that UV radiation generates in your epidermis. The free radicals that cause photoaging in most people are getting quenched before they can degrade collagen.

The diet stacks on top of that. Tomatoes are a staple across Greece, and lycopene, the red pigment, absorbs UV radiation directly. One study found that people eating 40 grams of tomato paste daily for 10 weeks became measurably more resistant to sunburn. Add omega-3s from fish, carotenoids from vegetables, and resveratrol from red wine, and you've built an internal photoprotection system that no SPF bottle replicates.

Researchers at Tel Aviv University studied Mediterranean populations and found melanoma rates were extremely low despite intense sun exposure. The diet was doing what people assumed only melanin could do. The antioxidant-rich group in their study had 50% fewer oxidation products in their blood after five to six hours of daily sun exposure over two weeks.

The man in this photo didn't survive the sun. He ate a diet for 80 years that turned his skin into something the sun couldn't easily break down. 24 liters of liquid armor per year, every year, since before sunscreen existed.