Robert Low

All around great guy.

[27. @dimvji]

what doesn’t kill you makes you go on a walk

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i would die for you baby lego hot dog

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

what you need to understand about recommending a show to me is that no matter how much we both know I'll like it, I can't watch it until the Neurodivergence Department in my brain approves it. I don't know when that will be, and I don't have any more control over it than you do.

[Neet @neet_sol]

I hope this email doesn't find you

I hope you've escaped

That you're free

[erika @yeeeerika]

i'm excited to announce i've reached my limit

[christian @nopoweradeinusa]

hey man I need you to really lock in and focus less on work & your girlfriend so you can start posting a lot more in the group chat where we're all really mean to each other

[orph @orphcorp]

do not confuse my decades of niche esoteric terminally online scholarship in the schizo mines with your recreational npc meme tiktok slopscrolling

[dounbug @dounbug]

i am NOT a former gifted student. i am gifted. affirm. put me back into the third grade and ill completely obliterate them like i did the first time

[p0rtmanteau @sportmanteau89]

Lately I’ve been experimenting with hitting the homies with a “Just The Man I Wanted To See” when they pull up

[せる。 @STGEAR_CELL]

モンゴル犬風洞実験

[joseph @stinkbug]

i think if your listening age on spotify wrapped is older than your actual age it’s cool and good and it makes you intelligent and interesting. if your listening age is below your actual age you need a psychiatric evaluation to understand why you’re the way that you are

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

the rectangle seems to dominate our lives, due to the phone. previously it was the square because of tv. it’s possible another shape will claim dominance in the future

[Ryan Moulton @moultano]

Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?

[Pukicho @pukicho]

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

[this happened to my buddy eric @flowrmeadow]

This time of year is very stressful for sensitive young men with too many light jackets. Very hard to squeeze them all into just 3 weeks of light jacket weather.

[Robert Low @robertjlow]

me irl

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

we need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don't actually like going out

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

all i want is to one day own a modest sized home in a walkable neighborhood and raise money for shelter animals. wear an outfit i like, walk to the grocery store, buy some nectarines, feed cats, and live in peace. just don't understand why achieving this is so hard

[OnlyYotes @HourlyYote]

Updog drinks sky

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Pranking people at the mall with my sphere of annihilation