Rob Pearse

[Rob Pearse @robertjpearse]

I've never seen a team win all 5 fights at the same time and dominate a game like this one. How bout them Sens!

[Rob Pearse @robertjpearse]

Leafies, take note, that's how you win hockey games! How bout dem Sens! Huge win!

[Rob Pearse @robertjpearse]

That was a clean hit, that's no 5 minute major, gtfoooo

[Rob Pearse @robertjpearse]

Another amazing thing about a giant beard is using it as a loofah. Just get some big time silky suds going and go to town on your naked bod.

[Rob Pearse @robertjpearse]

Well, bombed my last exam of the semester, but IDGAF! Hittin the links on this beautiful Friday afternoon!

[Rob Pearse @robertjpearse]

I'm convinced the decibel level in a classroom before an exam is louder than a rock and roll show. #pleasestfu

[Rob Pearse @robertjpearse]

I'm not sure what everyone else does, but this is what I do when I'm studying. Not bad, not bad.#beardtwirls #fugly

[Rob Pearse @robertjpearse]

@JayOnrait I think you need a Sergei Bobovtree t-shirt! Get those #TSN guys on it!

[Jay Onrait @JayOnrait]

My plant Sergei BOBROVTREE says to check my Tradecentre blog actual trades are happening! http://t.co/qEJm5sJLON (plants can't really talk)

[Rob Pearse @robertjpearse]

Good trade,but still really going to miss @Benbishop30 We literally lost 11" of #senators Tallest G in the NHL for the shortest C in the NHL

[NHL @NHL]

.@NHL_Sens Erik Karlsson spoke with reporters last night and offered an update on his condition. Full story w/ video: http://t.co/qcbHVuDmBk

[Rob Pearse @robertjpearse]

You must be Irish because my penis is Dublin.

[Rob Pearse @robertjpearse]

Apparently I'm a 55 year old man. My balls aren't quite yet to my knees, but the rest of me feels 55.

[Rob Pearse @robertjpearse]

Some good ol' fashioned pickup hockey tonight in P-town at 7:30! Need one more goalie! $5 a head. Come out and play!

[Rob Pearse @robertjpearse]

Bishop blew it! Easily let in 3 softies. Good job leafies, but you're still not gonna make the playoffs.

[Rob Pearse @robertjpearse]

Probably not the best idea to openly shout that you do coke. Just a tip for my friendly neighbor. I really love Sarnia.

[Rob Pearse @robertjpearse]

On a super hard @HelloBellaRock kick lately. Is that weird? #fallinginlovealloveragain

[Rob Pearse @robertjpearse]

Daylight savings time in a week! #soexcited #lettherebelight

[Rob Pearse @robertjpearse]

Slingin beers at the Fiddgar stag and doe in Oil Springs! Come on out!

[Rob Pearse @robertjpearse]

Fiddgar Stag and Doe tomorrow in Oil Springs! #Jacked #whiteboywasted #hashtagsarefun #whenthefuckdidwegeticecream? #omg