Chippy McShoulderson

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Elanga, Willock, Wissa, Osula are all shite. Get rid. #NUFC

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@his_excellency7 @PaulDay1552789 Elanga has never been brilliant, ever

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@Lee_Frost @ryanbeard2012 He is always absolutely shite

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@SwearingSport Why is the afcon security a load of white dudes?

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@NoContextHumans Anthony Elanga starts

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At this stage I'd take Elanga getting a straight red just to get him off the pitch #NUFC

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@NapalmRecords @gloryhammer No east of Scotland gig? I hereby ban you from performing songs pertaining to Fife until this grave injustice is rectified.

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@AccidentalP https://t.co/0KkiIlhdAP

Thought this was satire... Sadly this seems to be a targeted advert which says more about me than anything 😭

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@AliAmongFlowers @ElijahSchaffer Do you not see the irony of a "Scot in America" calling out international mobility?

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@TheCinesthetic Only seen Mulholland Drive once but hated it. Seen the Deer Hunter more than once and hated it both times. Sorry 😔

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@Vl3xnd3r I doubt he has 3 more games in him. He's done.

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@islandyikes Timbies: laced

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@chris_daniels9 Isn't that exactly how you should respond to a police officer in the UK if you've committed no crime?

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@Pal_action @Lowkey0nline Why not smash up the offices of the electricity supplier, the water supplier, the toilet roll supplier, the pizza Friday supplier? This is a weak and cowardly action to target waaaay up the supply chain and only serves to make you look like dickheads. #FreePalestine

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@TheBurnleyWay *the best save you'll hardly see

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@palefirecreativ @TheBrutalNature Pissed blood from a deadly tusk wound? The elephant won

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70m for Tonali is crazy like i said they just wanted a ‘name’ to satisfy fans he’s not a standout player at ALL

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@TheHomeofGolf on the annual ticket holder survey, what does this mean?
My confidence in getting a tee time or my confidence in getting round within my handicap? What?

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#NUFC tell me again how good a shot stopper Nick Pope is!