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All views are someone else's

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@serafinowicz @MrBButterfield The bots are absolutely loving this comment

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@serafinowicz Good to see Brian letting his roadies do the advertising. Probably worthwhile getting @MrBButterfield to give you a bit of training first next time.

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@BearneMartin That counts as destruction of evidence

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@RealTimVine Am I the only one who sees a foetus and umbilical cord?

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@trussliz @Keir_Starmer Rate of change is more important than absolute numbers. Without the sudden spike created by yourself we wouldn't be at such a high baseline to begins with

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@elonmusk Wanting independence from Denmark is not the same as wanting to Join America

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@BearneMartin That's incredible, congratulations!

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@LeilaniDowding I am confused, where are all the farmers from?

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@alexandrakuri https://t.co/Otxhea5m1w

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@RealDMitchell @BBCOne @BBCiPlayer Excellent TV show. You guys really nailed this one

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@hodgetwins Crazy to think this guy's wife just happens to have her phone out to film every time she goes through a drive thru just in case Trump is working there that day. After 40 years her habit finally pays off

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@monesehelp can someone help, I am trying to contact your company to say I found someone's card. Your phone line, app and DMs are all manned by bots, and no one responds to your emails.

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@monese can I talk to a human by any chance. I have found someone's card on the street and I just want you to cancel their card. Your phone line, app and twitter DMs are all manned by a bot and I can't get through and no one is replying to the email

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Every week's showstoppers this year are better than the winning showstopper last year #GBBO

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@JamesMelville Am I the only one here whose mum used to ask "just because your friend jumps off the roof does that mean you should do it?"

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@Conservatives "I retired at 65" no need to rub it in, the rest of us will never get to retire that early

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@I_Run_Too_Much @daostudent @emmaroc33249448 @Ed_Miliband @johnpodesta @DavidLammy Yeah, the wind is making an absolute fortune right now.

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As PM pork gaffes go, "release the sausages" comes somewhere between "pork markets in China" and having sexual intercourse with a pig's head #releasethesausages

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@BearneMartin There are a lot of grey areas tbh

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@JamesMelville Unlike the general prison population who all got into Oxford and Cambridge

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@TONYxTWO @realDonaldTrump I liked Trump's first album, but his later work felt derivative and insincere