Flight attendant: Is there a Dr. on this flight?
Dad: that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Maybe you can flippy Mctwisty him back to health
Me: Dad, there’s an emergency
Dad: use your “always special” cheat code
Me: But we’re in first class and I paid for our flight
This is me 10 years ago on the side of marriage equality. I believe allies should be out and present on BOTH sides of the aisle and that is the only real way to change hearts and minds in this country. I will continue to be an #LGBTQ+ advocate for whomever will have me. 🇺🇸🏳️🌈♥️
@SenatorBennet what’s the website for your presidential campaign and can I donate myself to it?
@tedcruz should be ashamed for allowing the federal government to try and steal land from your people.