Robert Barnes CAE 🇵🇬🇦🇺 🇺🇸

CEO & Cofounder - Betty:AI // Co-Founder - Roaring Forties Boardriders // Author // Certified Association Executive //

[Robert Barnes CAE 🇵🇬🇦🇺 🇺🇸 @robertmbarnes]

#AFNC2024
Imagine hiring a new team member.
On their first day,
ask them to read and memorise every word ever published in the history of your Assn because tomorrow you will test them.
Ask me about @bettybotai.
@AssocForumAU

[Robert Barnes CAE 🇵🇬🇦🇺 🇺🇸 @robertmbarnes]

Hey @ServiceNSW - this form is discriminatory? There are Australians who were born in an Australian territory (ie PNG) that still need to verify their identity. Even an 'Other' would be an option.

[Robert Barnes CAE 🇵🇬🇦🇺 🇺🇸 @robertmbarnes]

@united - you're killing me. Cancellations and delays between SLC and Charleston. 14 hrs to get to Charleston on Monday. Left Charleston yesterday and after a night in Albuquerque, I am still in Denver now waiting for my flight to SLC which was supposed to leave 30mins ago.

[Robert Barnes CAE 🇵🇬🇦🇺 🇺🇸 @robertmbarnes]

@Audi #FinancialServices - 26 days and counting unable to access Financial Services Dashboard on web or iOS App. Great job. And, if you think I am paying the late fee you applied to the account, you are kidding yourself. Thanks for fucking my credit rating too. #answerthephoneffs

[Robert Barnes CAE 🇵🇬🇦🇺 🇺🇸 @robertmbarnes]

And the "View FAQs" button on the Customer Support page yields a very helpful response... https://t.co/21hNJ8IpEM

[Robert Barnes CAE 🇵🇬🇦🇺 🇺🇸 @robertmbarnes]

@Audi - your financial services dashboard has been inaccessible for four days now, so don't penalize me for having not made my lease payment... I've been trying.

[Robert Barnes CAE 🇵🇬🇦🇺 🇺🇸 @robertmbarnes]

@NickyPerkss @leighdiffey

[Robert Barnes CAE 🇵🇬🇦🇺 🇺🇸 @robertmbarnes]

@NickyPerkss Good Aussie commentator right there

[Robert Barnes CAE 🇵🇬🇦🇺 🇺🇸 @robertmbarnes]

@lomaxx Amen

[Robert Barnes CAE 🇵🇬🇦🇺 🇺🇸 @robertmbarnes]

Booth 515 with my @bettybotai team for #ASAE24 is going to be banging!

And no, @ASAEcenter KellyBot is NOT powered by Betty.

Come found out why Betty beats KellyBot hands down.

Book some time here https://t.co/CSVlQwd8xa

[Robert Barnes CAE 🇵🇬🇦🇺 🇺🇸 @robertmbarnes]

Someone explain the full leather suits for the 10m Air Rifle?
#paris2024

[Robert Barnes CAE 🇵🇬🇦🇺 🇺🇸 @robertmbarnes]

@RecruitsBama Jesse Williams

[Bill D'Alessandro @BillDA]

Literally all of America right now

[Robert Barnes CAE 🇵🇬🇦🇺 🇺🇸 @robertmbarnes]

@Sassafrass_84 @seanparmenter

[Robert Barnes CAE 🇵🇬🇦🇺 🇺🇸 @robertmbarnes]

@SuthShireCncl gouging young adults working two jobs with parking fines outside their homes, while people park their boats on streets for months on end taking up valuable space.
Allowing high density living means be flex on issues like parking half metre closer to a corner!

[Robert Barnes CAE 🇵🇬🇦🇺 🇺🇸 @robertmbarnes]

@finder_goat @seanparmenter

[Robert Barnes CAE 🇵🇬🇦🇺 🇺🇸 @robertmbarnes]

I’ll take the compliment of the front desk manager asking me how many times have I’ve been told I look like @VancityReynolds!
#bromance #AFNC2024 @CrownePlaza

[Robert Barnes CAE 🇵🇬🇦🇺 🇺🇸 @robertmbarnes]

@sgiarde Haven’t done a physical driving test since I was 15… and I’ve seen how people drive here in the DMV so standards can’t be that high

[Robert Barnes CAE 🇵🇬🇦🇺 🇺🇸 @robertmbarnes]

‘Merica.
Where 35+ years of driving means nothing & to get a US license you to do a 3hr alcohol education course, written test and a driving test to get a US license only after you can prove where you live with a library card.
And then you drive away from the MVA in your car.