robertmgabee

modern man is a slave.

im gonna start to cut my shit more often and post it

mosleyist and imperialist

[robertmgabee @robertmgabee]

Tried to run away from home an hour ago but 30 mins in i almost had a panic attack so went back,i can't find the kai to cut,im out of cigarettes and i have no one to talk to about this fml

[BBBaggins 🇩🇪 🇺🇸 @txlsrr]

Turn off sportsball - get active -

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

This is probably how that vampire dad from hotel transylvania has sex

[robertmgabee @robertmgabee]

He had to ruin it and marry a eithiopian tho

[Bennett's Phylactery @extradeadjcb]

Commies doing the gigachad thing with a 6'5" Nazi science experiment will never stop being funny

[Kurt @kurt_m433_HEDP]

LAPD Detective with a FN FNC engaging three armed robbers in downtown Los Angeles, 1995

what the fuck is with the LAPD having the most unusual guns in high stakes situations srsly

[robertmgabee @robertmgabee]

Obsltwt is so cringe like just talk about stalking and stuff not fucking post about your type and cut yourself,obsltwt is just shtwt bit for people in relationships or want one,there is no actual obsessive love

[robertmgabee @robertmgabee]

I wonder if she would be mad knowing i still touch myself to the thought of her

[Handgonner @handgonner]

Niggas dressed up like they just lost everything one day one of tarkov wipe

[robertmgabee @robertmgabee]

Im so glad im usefull but i just want to kiss her. I miss her,i miss everything but atleast im of use and not as replaceable as before

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

Showing up to the company Halloween party dressed like this nigga:

[Vilya @VilyaVlopick]

Morty projecting his period cramps onto Rick

[robertmgabee @robertmgabee]

Nigger behaviour is some of the funniest stuff ever its like a circus seeing everything

[robertmgabee @robertmgabee]

I need to install a tracker or somthing on her phone i need to know where she's going,i want to know everything about her

[Alex.M @alex_mrn0]

"To be a fascist, you also have to be romantic. If you're not romantic, then you're not a fascist."

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

Cornell frat bros this week on campus:

[robertmgabee @robertmgabee]

I wish i could get drunk enough to tell her i miss her and then brush it off because i was drunk so there won't be consequences

[Ani 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @AniSky759]

"nearly shat myself" bro walked out of that bathroom with a round still in the chamber

[Penelope @PelopeAl41549]

"You don't want to go drink at a frat party??"
Average frat house:

[Schizostud🌲 @schizostud]

Still the best greentext of all time.
So good it had a film adaptation