robertmugabe

Most popular statesman, voted totally democratically out of a choice of one candidate as leader of Zimbabwe, cleverest man in Africa, Party Animal :)

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I blame Dr Livingstone...

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I could murder a Big Mac...

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Give me strength!

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FFS! That bitch Katie's on Big Brother! #cbb :(

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Nothing to see here... Move along...

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I need @George_Osborne in my cabinet?

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@CowellOnline Are you serious?

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The sexy granny was good as well... #justsaying #BGTfinal

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I like those boys! #BGTfinal

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When's Carl Cox on? #IMSibiza

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Both #IceFilms & #180upload are currently attempting to put malicious software on user's PCs.. Don't click Java updates > java .com 4 update

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If #180upload don't stop those fake Java update pop-ups on every page people will be using other sites? It's delaying my River Monsters!

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The guy with the pasta pillows! The guy with the pasta pillows! #Masterchef

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@Nigel_Farage Tell them it's for security...

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I like Nutella...

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Follow me if you want a new Ferrari!

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New party petitions Mugabe over corruption https://t.co/eUoMWgHVzh

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British MP writes to Mugabe over Mliswa http://t.co/hhH8xNR3iN

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What a gay day! :)

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"I told you I was ill!" off of Spike Milligan's gravestone #likeit :)