Roberto

Made by immigrants. Film. Music. Television. Politics. Proud tío. Red Sox and Celtics fan. Opinions are solely my own.

[Roberto @roberto_cf]

A convicted felon is president.

Great job, America.

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@looksalotlikeme Saw it last night, I fucking loved it.

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@Acyn He’ll attend the next one

[Roberto @roberto_cf]

@Variety It’s because he’s a ketamine-addicted racist with too much fucking money, who thinks his opinion matters. Stop giving him the press.

[Roberto @roberto_cf]

I’m losing my edge

[Roberto @roberto_cf]

He needs to be removed. Now.

[Amy Siskind 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 @Amy_Siskind]

Frightening article. Trump is in so far over his head. Even our military has excluded him because he is so erratic and impatient:
“Trump demanded that the military go get them immediately….his aides kept the president out of the room as they got minute-by-minute updates because they believed his impatience wouldn’t be helpful, instead updating him at meaningful moments.”
I gifted this so you can read it.

https://t.co/0YIaGPwced

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Congrats on “opening” a strait that was open six weeks ago, and all it cost was at least 13 dead service members, thousands of dead Iranian civilians, tens of billions in taxpayer dollars, our loss in global standing, and the Iranian regime’s increase in power. Phenomenal work.

[Roberto @roberto_cf]

He’s mentally ill.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

RFK Jr. was just asked by TMZ why he loves road kill so much and he didn’t seem too happy about it. Seriously though… why is he cutting off a dead raccoon’s genitalia to “study it?”

[Roberto @roberto_cf]

@Buffalojilll “Do you like Phil Collins?”
“I’ve got two ears and a heart, don’t I?”

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

April Foo--

[Roberto @roberto_cf]

I like this energy

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN

[Roberto @roberto_cf]

Robert Downey, Jr.’s uncle!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

An honor to be reunited with my mentor, Jim Downey.

[Roberto @roberto_cf]

Kudos to Conan for just fucking crushing it tonight 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[Roberto @roberto_cf]

BEST PICTURE ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER!

[Roberto @roberto_cf]

From Wallace on The Wire to Academy Award winner. Congratulations, Michael B. Jordan!

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BEST DIRECTOR PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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@Buffalojilll My brother named his dog after the butler in the Clue episode of Psych.

[Roberto @roberto_cf]

ACADEMY AWARD WINNER PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON, MOTHERFUCKERS!

[Roberto @roberto_cf]

That Sinners performance just knocked me out. WOW.

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Conan is so fucking good at this. Have him host the Oscars forever.