Roberto Rodriguez

IM a stand up guy and comic. Follow me to the promise land with funny tweets show information, and dates lots of dates!

[Roberto Rodriguez @robertothecomic]

Tomorrow im throwin down in #lasvegas at @laughfactory_lv. Back on the marquee in small letters at the bottom😂😂 #standup #comedy #gordosdoitbetter #bigboyseason https://t.co/zNLjA5NDJl

[Roberto Rodriguez @robertothecomic]

This wed in #whittier ill be with the homie @funnyseb hit him up for reservations limited seating n its outside so dress accordingly. #standup https://t.co/qMiHtrI8jj

[Roberto Rodriguez @robertothecomic]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/ftRDGbswf7

[Roberto Rodriguez @robertothecomic]

Today is what dreams are made of. Con el favor de dios my cousin will bring the undisputed belt home. Hard work, dedication, n desire to be great got him there. #letsgo #ufc254 @ufc #andnew https://t.co/GoLmzKidGh

[Roberto Rodriguez @robertothecomic]

Tonight 6pm pst ill be live streaming my boxing match with @realpunchlines on my facebook comedy page https://t.co/LFBmfc6E8J #letsgo https://t.co/1nEwZIBEVU

[Roberto Rodriguez @robertothecomic]

#November 12th thru the 15th ill be @laughfactorylas with @butchbradleycomedy and @rick_delia great to have some comedy back in #vegas i def hope its like riding a bike. #standup #comedy #chistes #dowork #letsgetit https://t.co/aLnqq4LJl0

[Roberto Rodriguez @robertothecomic]

😂😂😂 dead.this kid is a killer and this weekend on pay per view has a chance to win a belt. #@violent__1 .ufc254 @ufc @justin_gaethje https://t.co/Nusfn9idr6

[Roberto Rodriguez @robertothecomic]

Dropped the champ @justin_gaethje off with his team. Been a great camp next stop #fightisland to get that belt. #ufc254 # https://t.co/UkJhuTLjGD

[Roberto Rodriguez @robertothecomic]

This dude killed it this weekend @enterthesandman135 . Hes my cousins teammate but im still a fan. Worked his ass off all camp n came out closer to a belt. #ufc #mma @elevationfightteamco https://t.co/1xjh3pFujf

[Roberto Rodriguez @robertothecomic]

Back In August i was practicing leg kicks. #beastmode #mma #muythai. https://t.co/QtPejuWVs7

[Roberto Rodriguez @robertothecomic]

Dont sleep on us old dudes over 40. #43 #dowork ill fluff up with some water n air back into my lungs. We workin ova here https://t.co/TI8kUzbiKN

[Roberto Rodriguez @robertothecomic]

*****new intense workout*** can u keep up? #calestenics #gordosdoitbetter#robertoscomedy #instavid #fyp #realpunchlines #@realpunchlines https://t.co/w9nWj5fxUc

[Roberto Rodriguez @robertothecomic]

Cant wait to go home n restart a career I've spent almost my while adult life doing. Been a good break for sure i def needed it. https://t.co/EPNHwVHPeq

[Roberto Rodriguez @robertothecomic]

****training alert***** cardio is so important i was exhausted after this workout but i #gohard #cardioking@joseraymondcomedian @tengooseboxing_gym im ready to take the cake.@realpunchlines https://t.co/DMjTgV7rG2

[Roberto Rodriguez @robertothecomic]

Getting some safe rounds with my cousin @justin_gaethje . the old man still got some swings left. https://t.co/ZGGTNw68ml

[Roberto Rodriguez @robertothecomic]

Oct 23 its going down. I wish it was an eating competition but its boxing. We will live stream it im boxing my buddy @comedian_richard_barba @joseraymondcomedian @tengooseboxing_gym @realpunchlines #realpunchlines https://t.co/9Xhn885Nfp

[Roberto Rodriguez @robertothecomic]

****leaked training video *** getting that work in for October 23rd boxing it will be all comedians #realpunchlines @joseraymondcomedian @tengooseboxing_gym my cousin @justin_gaethje looks so disappointed lol https://t.co/LxVK06aB9X

[Roberto Rodriguez @robertothecomic]

#thunderandlightning ok maybe maybe a burp n a fart. I tried to work out for the first time since Bush Jr was in office. At 43 i need to work them muscles before they work me #gordosdoitbetter #themhandstho https://t.co/kH643jWg7O

[Roberto Rodriguez @robertothecomic]

Its hot af in denver as well but tuesday it's snowing. https://t.co/pPvhtH33pq

[Roberto Rodriguez @robertothecomic]

The homie @iblackmouth made this of me getting punched and its 100% accurate.😭#standup #comedy #hugacomediantoday hope all my comedy friends doing ok. https://t.co/5c1xKTjB2T