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[Ryan Winchester @ryanwinchester]

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Canadian Geese are now called DONALD DUCKS.

[Investing Addict @InvestingAddict]

The European mind cannot comprehend a Costco hot dog cart attachment.

[Certifits.HQ @certifits]

Nike Air Fear of God 1 "Triple Black"

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for a LEGO City building game ‘LEGO SKYLINES’.

Coming soon.

[Robert @RobertPlox]

@espn 8 of those are her own missed shots she grabs

[Argona @Argona0x]

i gave Elon's Grok Bot $50 and told it "pay for yourself or you die"

48 hours later it's holding $5,273

and it's still alive

autonomous trading agent on polymarket

zero code this time. the bot has its own computer in the cloud, its own browser, its own terminal. it trades with my laptop shut

every 10 minutes it:

→ scans 500-1000 markets
→ reads live X sentiment (it's grok, it sees every post on this app)
→ builds fair value, flags mispricing > 8%
→ calculates position size (kelly criterion, max 6% bankroll)
→ executes in its own browser
→ pays its own $200 subscription from profits

if the balance hits $0, i cancel the subscription. the bot dies

day one it dipped to $11. it dropped crypto and moved to weather markets, front-running NOAA updates

so it learned to survive

setup took one evening: create the bot, run one trade on your screen while it watches, put the skill on a schedule, connect telegram

no VPS. no API keys. no rust

last winter i built this exact system by hand. 3 weeks of rust. it made $2,980 in its first 48 hours

grok bot beat my own code in one evening

$50 → $5,273 in 48 hours

how much do u think it'll have in a week?

[DollarDog Nick @DollarDogNick]

Browns fans hearing that Deshaun Watson has been named the Week 1 starter

[yuii @_yui10_uu]

이 오프닝은 몇번을 봐도 안질리고 너무 귀여움

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001

[Amber @ DJO!!! 🥚🍎🌻 @organalovebot]

This is THE funniest thing in the fucking world when it's 3am and you've been having a panic attack since midnight. I cannot stop fucking laughing over Daphne talking about rice and Shaggy screaming "SCOOB NOOOO" as Scooby eats the face

[Robert @RobertPlox]

@rokhannacycle Toy Story 5 post credit scene

[miller @millerlowlife89]

how soon after love making is it ok to look at facebook marketplace

[Andrew Riedell @RiedellAndrew]

I think everyone forgets the greatest scene in the entire show…

[Robert @RobertPlox]

@elonmusk how can one get a free month of @grok Heavy?👀

[THEE_1vegeta @theeSuperVegeta]

WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!?? 😭😂