Robert111

Rebooting Daily
Waiting for the Galactic Bus

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@WallStreetApes Duuuhhh.

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@askaya Nose ring

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@SenatorCollins Speaking of nasty, blood-ducking parasites, isn't it surprising that they can pass this kind of legislation as a priority but not the SAVE American Act?

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@GovBobFerguson So you want accolades for doing your job?

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@ChetLanders @mattvanswol Said every communist regime in history: It's for the greater good.

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@heather_c68114 @alvinshouse72 @ConstitustionX Oh my goodness. You are a special kinda person. You should carry a plant with you wherever you go to replace the air that your wasting.

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@alvinshouse72 @ConstitustionX Why would he stop signing up voters? When you have the enemy on the ropes, you don't stop.

[Hillbilly @JamesHu27192912]

A woman in a hot-air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.

She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going.. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

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@ScottGasner @LilaGraceRose You're an idiot

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@mitchellvii Golly gosh, Mr. Mitchell. It's almost like the Senate purposefully delayed it for so long that that could happen. Really it makes you think they might have did it in purpose.

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@leslie59904273 If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything. Kneeling has always been the default for people too weak to stand for what's right. There's a reason that self-sacrifice for others is a virtue.

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@storm1news I would watch the ensuing footage of Kash Patel's Field Office SAIC frog-marching that guy out of his house over and over.

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@best_clips__ Three very public uses of that wonderful device that was commonplace in France in the 1790s and early 1800s would stop this b.s. instantly.

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@ksorbs He's a millionaire who has enough money to live very comfortably for the rest of his life, so what does care about fans no longer watching?

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@DrcharlieWardQ This was last year

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@slater57649 Isn't AI cool?

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@mehdirhasan Because he wasn't a trump supporter...?

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@webmasterdave @elonmusk Tell that to all the men that didn't survive his HIV treatment back in the 1980s/90s.

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@Bubblebathgirl If "This didn't age well" had a face ...

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