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[Drake Maye Lover @drakemayeloverr]

I got nothing

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[Pixar @Pixar]

Ka-Chow! Lighting McQueen has a V-8 engine, 750 horsepower, rear wheel drive, and his top speed is 200 mph, 0-60 in 4.5 seconds.

[miles (semi ia) @barcahira]

not everybody can be watching premier league some of us have to hold it down at liga mx

[𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙈𝙚 @JusMe___]

Gonzo getting put in trade rumors

[Tae ★ @Taebqndo]

when niggas trying to plan a bank robbery but lucia told me be home by 6

[fahmeedx @fahmeedx]

dealing with ppl that want to “hop on a call” for everything

[⊹ @laylowmjj]

Shyt say 5 TDs on Mitchell head 😭😭

[Hollywood Gump @FirstNameJ0hn]

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Jalen Thompson and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another football player, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I’m a genetic freak and I’m not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add the rest of them Cowboys to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the scrap at joint practice today, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Jalen Thompson KNOWS he can’t beat me and he’s not even gonna try!

So Jalen Thompson, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning after you tried to rip my helmet off. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning… and I already German suplexed your ass.

See Thompson, the numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for you every time you step on the field with me.

[۟ @CHRIS0LAVEJR]

this was hella gangsta

[Neet @neet_sol]

intern just asked our boss if having nothing to do is normal

[Richard Staple, BSN, RN🇯🇲 @RichStapless]

Normally, when a player gets suspended, he’s got a 50/50 chance of playing. But Brock is a genetic freak, and he’s not normal! So he’s got a 75% chance, at best, of beating the suspension.

Then you add Roger Goodell to the mix, and Brock’s chances of playing drastically go down. Because Goodell knows he can’t beat Brock one-on-one, so he’s not even gonna try!

So Brock takes his 75% chance of playing, minus the NFL’s 8⅓% chance of showing mercy, and he’s got a 66⅔% chance of appealing. But then you take Goodell’s 25% chance and add the NFL’s 42⅔% chance of making an example out of somebody, and the league’s got a 67⅔% chance of suspending him!

And that leaves Brock with a 33⅓% chance of playing, but he’s got a 100% chance of missing six games.

The numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for the Saints.

[Rahmeek Quan @OneOfQuan]

Me and Drake be living the same life he just the one with more money.

[IC @isaac1k__]

Nigga went on Google translate before he left the dressing room😭😭😭

[Jordan Moore @iJordanMoore]

A wild stat… France has more wins at Gillette Stadium this World Cup than the Jets do since 2011.

That number is 2. The Jets are 1-14.

The Jets play at Gillette once a year 💀

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

🚨🤯 MEXICO’S NEW COACHING STAFF FOR THE 2030 WORLD CUP CYCLE. 🏆 @TUDNMEX

– Rafa Marquez: head coach
– Andres Guardado: assistant coach
– Alfredo Talavera: goalkeepers’ coach
– Vidal Paloma: assistant coach

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

9-5ers realizing there’s no World Cup game to watch from their desk today