Mortal Mexican

[Mortal Mexican @robertrucker]

Top songs all @ladylambjams lol

[Mortal Mexican @robertrucker]

The @SUBWAY saga continues: went back today for the 1st time since the incident, tried to use one of the coupons they had (eventually) sent me for a free sandwich but they wouldn’t let me use it for a salad instead. They really make it hard for someone on Atkins to be a customer!

[Mortal Mexican @robertrucker]

Would anyone mind if @HarperPerennial cleaned up this bit of sexism?

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Well this Atkins frozen meal from @HEB was in a slightly unappetizing package condition

[Mortal Mexican @robertrucker]

For the record, @SUBWAY and @SubwayListens admitted this should not have happened but did nothing to make it right for me Not even a refund or anything. Haven't been back since. https://t.co/Mm3Ff5bGU9

[Mortal Mexican @robertrucker]

Anybody know what the fuck this black shit is in my @SUBWAY cup?

[Mortal Mexican @robertrucker]

#tunip

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Pumped for Kings X at Come and Take It Live. Going via @jukely. Come along! @kingsx @CATILive https://t.co/Yx6Rt9jUyh

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She’s sick with a runny nose but still managed to read her first two books! She wanted to read a few more but didn’t have the energy.

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Wednesday

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Anybody know what the fuck this black shit is in my @SUBWAY cup?

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#basic #vanilla

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Yogaa

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It’s me

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#FamilyGuyYourself

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Look at me being #healthy

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“It’s a caterpillar! Draw the legs... give the caterpillar a little tail there...”

[Mortal Mexican @robertrucker]

✨☀️

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What that

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“I have slippers on.”

[Mortal Mexican @robertrucker]

😍😍🤩

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#CRASHED