Ashley Roberts

spicy nugs?

[Ashley Roberts @robertsashleyk]

@Wendys is a scam now that the 4 for $4 is officially dead.

[Ashley Roberts @robertsashleyk]

@amazon same day is a scam it’s almost never arrives when it says it will but here I am paying $3 to wait 2 days any way 😒 and I don’t want to hear your “dm me with more info we will help you” bc you just hear me out to say sorry sucks to suck 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽

[Ashley Roberts @robertsashleyk]

@AmazonHelp They basically said life sucks and get over it so that’s how well Amazon handled that

[Ashley Roberts @robertsashleyk]

@amazon drivers are lazy as hell. I put the gate code in the delivery instructions then get a notification that my package can’t be delivered bc they can’t get in the gate. Then I try to contact support and they won’t let me talk to someone about it. This is why I use temu now

[Ashley Roberts @robertsashleyk]

@instagram is trash too. They keep adding stupid features no one wants (threads / notes) but refuse to listen to what we actually want CHRONOLOGICAL TIME LINES and no more stupid suggested posts.

[Ashley Roberts @robertsashleyk]

I bought my dress in store where the stylist was rushing us out. Then I’m trying to track my order and every phone number they have tells you to call somewhere else and then hangs up. And their texting service, don’t bother unless you want to talk to a robot bc no one will come

[Ashley Roberts @robertsashleyk]

Dear brides, don’t shop at @davidsbridal unless you also want your dress shopping to be apart of the stress for the wedding.

[Ashley Roberts @robertsashleyk]

I need a I am kenough tshirt

[Ashley Roberts @robertsashleyk]

My toxic trait is I felt most validated in Barbie when the Kens took over and the Barbie’s were happy to not work and just be beautiful eye candy enjoying the pool.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Baby tiger sneaks up on its mom.

[lil bruh @fitfuljest]

apparently there’s some controversy at my local chipotle

[Ashley Roberts @robertsashleyk]

Someone said when a girl gets revenge the devil sits back and takes notes 😂😂😂😂

[Ashley Roberts @robertsashleyk]

I would send this in an email back to my manager with the subject “letter of resignation”

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

what would you do? this is insanity

[Ashley Roberts @robertsashleyk]

I opted for a cup of pineapple instead of a croissant.. I’ll be expecting my abs in the mail thx

[Ashley Roberts @robertsashleyk]

😮‍💨🤌🏽

[Ashley Roberts @robertsashleyk]

@greg16676935420 How could you expose him like that? he told you that in confidence 😔

[Ashley Roberts @robertsashleyk]

@kennamaxfield @bigbrotha25 @souledoutsaturn @emilybryin Also wouldn’t surprise me 😂

[Ashley Roberts @robertsashleyk]

Instagram taking off the ability to see what other people have recently liked is the best thing they ever did for our mental health 😂