Toasted Gringo

“Everyone has a plan ‘till they get punched in the mouth” - Mike Tyson

[Toasted Gringo @robgoldsmith_]

@chiamakaafc Gotta be Rodri

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@piersmorgan You ok @piersmorgan ?? Bottle job very much underway? My friend, Jay, who is an Arsenal fan, said to tell you he thinks you’re a c&nt!!

[Toasted Gringo @robgoldsmith_]

@oasis Don’t need to worry about the touts. @Ticketmaster are the biggest thieves going. €415 quid for a standing ticket because it’s “in demand”. What a shit show @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher @oasis

[Toasted Gringo @robgoldsmith_]

@oasis @Ticketmaster @Twickets 7k for Cardiff show already. People are scum. Sort this out will ya?

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

“This is it, this is happening”
Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST)
Dates:
Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July
Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July
London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August
Edinburgh Scottish Gas Murrayfield Stadium - 8th/9th August
Dublin Croke Park - 16th/17th August

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁.

Check in on those around you.

#WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

[Toasted Gringo @robgoldsmith_]

@rickygervais what time you on stage at tomorrow? Need to know what time to leave work early so we can get pints in. Good lad.

[Jon Wu @jonwu_]

In 2017, I interviewed with Elizabeth Holmes to be Head of Finance at Theranos.

I'm convinced I learned more in those 45 minutes than I did in 10 years of school and work.

Today, she reports to federal prison to serve out an 11 year sentence for fraud.

Time for a story 🧵:

[Toasted Gringo @robgoldsmith_]

Worth a read

[George Mack @george__mack]

"Most people die at 25 and aren't buried until they're 75"

Why?

4 reasons and solutions:

[Toasted Gringo @robgoldsmith_]

@chrisfieldsmma Yeah unfortunately you’re dead right mate 😞

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@IrishRail where da fook are the darts to Malahide????

[Toasted Gringo @robgoldsmith_]

@lucyprebblish saw your tweet about Serial. On episode 10 of the first series. Can’t stop listening. Amazing stuff.

[chris fields @chrisfieldsmma]

Really cool of Charlie to take time out of his busy schedule shooting Daredevil in New York to wish his @teamKFma team mates good luck for the weekend on @CageWarriors in the 3 arena
#CharlieCox #DaredevilBornAgain

[Toasted Gringo @robgoldsmith_]

@Itwitius Must be out earlier in 🇮🇪 (you’ll know what flag that is!!). Look forward to reading it later.

[Toasted Gringo @robgoldsmith_]

@Itwitius when is your new book out sir?

[Toasted Gringo @robgoldsmith_]

This 🧵 is brilliant

[Tomas Pueyo @tomaspueyo]

Maps twist our perception of the world
Here are 20 to rethink it:

1. Countries closer to the equator (~poorer) seem smaller than they are

(map by @neilrkaye)

[chris fields @chrisfieldsmma]

This kid is a savage

[Toasted Gringo @robgoldsmith_]

@Itwitius Great stuff. Look forward to it.

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@philipoconnor Not my day…. 😞

[Toasted Gringo @robgoldsmith_]

@philipoconnor I thought there might be a “new manager” uptick but given that the “new manager” was frank I should’ve backed wolves!!