Robert Greens

Writer (film, radio, theatre) / Filmmaker / Teach screenwriting at @uniofbrighton

[Robert Greens @robgreens]

Just finished studying 23 film trailers as prep for a micro-budget film I am producing. Here’s what I learned.

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#film #trailers #Filmmaking

[Robert Greens @robgreens]

@virginmedia The alarm is still ringing at your offices at Chiltonian Industrial Estate, Lewisham, SE12 0TX, it' been over two hours now. Help it's loud!

[Robert Greens @robgreens]

@virginmedia The alarm at the Virgin Media Office, Unit 20 Chiltonian Industrial Estate, Hither Green, Lewisham, London SE12 0TX has been ringing for over an hour now and it's annoying neighbours. This keeps happening. Can you contact someone to turn it off?

[Trinity Church of England School @news4trinity]

Congratulations Shane Grant.
Our very own Shane Grant has been elected the Young Mayor of Lewisham in a landslide result. We are so proud of him. There were 37 candidates this year but Shane our Terrific Trinitarian powered through! Definitely living life in all its fullness.

[Trinity Church of England School @news4trinity]

Reaching for the sky here at Trinity. Our pupils were surprised by the newest piece of equipment this morning, SWINGS!!! Thank you to #PAFT for the funds to put these in over the summer. Cannot wait for everyone to have a go! #LearningLovingLiving

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Who radicalised her?

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Agreed, truth shouldn’t be suppressed. Which is why it’s best not to dump it in a landfill site, pour over it a slurry of half-truths, misinformation, insults, blatant lies, random speculation and conspiracy, and then above that stinking mess type the word ‘True.’

[ASH @ashofficial]

It's been a long day but I can't let it pass without a happy birthday to this little treasure. Released OTD 1995. I still love you...

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

THESE SCENES 🤩

#MUFC || #FACupFinal

[Robert Greens @robgreens]

Bit obsessed with this teaser trailer for Yorgos Lanthimos new film Kinds of Kindness https://t.co/3IgH5sdC1k

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I showed the class bully how to play donkey kong properly and we bcame friends. I ended up showing him how to do maths like trig and percentages etc. He changed. However when it came to the exams everythign I showed him was wrong and he failed beyond belief. Back of the net.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

I've waited seven years for this moment.

"There was truth and there was untruth, and if you clung to the truth even against the whole world, you were not mad." George Orwell, 1984

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

A friend had been very unlucky in love. Announced on Facebook that a girl was moving in with him so I sent him a message to say how happy I was for him. Turned out she was a cat.

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

This

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

We were on a family holiday pls respect our privacy at this time

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My mate once had his flies undone, so I said to him 'you're flying low.' He thought I meant he looked upset, so he opened up to me in great detail about depression and loneliness. Was a sad, awkward, conversation, especially when I had to end it with 'and your flies are undone.'

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Went to the toilet once and a guy in the next cubicle said "alright, mate! What you up to there?" I replied "hey just having a shit". An awkward pause followed before the guy in the next cubicle said "I'll have to call you back, mate…." I hid in that cubicle for an hour.

[Mark Stephens @MarksLarks]

A short story about decisions.

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

Jesus looks like every British journalist.