Rob Halden

Comedian & writer - written material for Mock The Week, Roast Battle, Comedy Central - host of the @MarvelVersus Marvel podcast

[Rob Halden @robhalden]

Going ahead with Brexit during a global pandemic

[syrian princess اشلي @LupeVirgilMom]

by thomas wykes. had me crying laughing

[Rob Halden @robhalden]

@Kate_E_7 I hope this leads to Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz battling evil toast

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Show us the trade negotiations. Don't just tease us with the promise of trade negotiations and then have it immediately turn into a bunch of mindless action

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

Michael Douglas ate so much box it almost killed him, it’s an erotic thriller every day he’s alive.

[Babble @Babble____]

Hardly my most radical opinion but I think the government should probably step in when energy companies are raising bills 364% above inflation

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

The concept of getting invited over to a girl's place BY HER after a date and it dawning on you that you're not getting laid as she slaps a water bottle into your hand and sends you on your way

[Talking Bottom @talkingbottom]

“I’m Rik f*cking Mayall. Don’t f*ck me about, ask me an interesting f*cking question… if the camera is shaking it’s probably because he’s masturbating.”

[Mickey Hynes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇮🇪🇺🇦🍻 @mickeyhynes]

Every year there's an unbearable heat wave for about a week, where I seriously consider dropping £600 on an AC unit, which then subsides so I don't bother. And then I repeat the same doom loop the following year.

[TheBossRoss 🇪🇺 🧶 ❄ 📷 6x💉 @BettinaSRoss1]

So what happens when Reform take over your local council?

This.

#KentCountyCouncil

[Ryan Thomas @ryanjthomas83]

If anyone we knew took more than one holiday a year my mother would dub them Judith Chalmers

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

It’s always when you lower your guard

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

There’s something going on with dad

[Rob Halden @robhalden]

@bomboy70 this is a very specifically hilarious tweet

[David Hering @hering_david]

British TV commercial in 1986: Child running through a tropical island to a temple designed by HR Giger. Shot on 35mm at magic hour, directed by Ridley Scott.

British TV commercial in 2026: Man in a hoodie in a grey kitchen turns into a pile of Mini-Eggs. Slogan: “Find Your Yes”

[charlie @chunkbardey]

taking your keys on a trip feels so silly it’s like hmm yeah lemme bring these just in case where i’m going they have My Door

[Aron Fromm @aronfromm]

A little short I made about Norm.

[Rob Halden @robhalden]

@Brocklesnitch I want to bet it all on Jim Rash

[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

TOUR shows this week

Tomorrow (Tuesday) PORTSMOUTH - 83% sold

Weds WINCHESTER - 11 tickets left

Sat - ILKLEY - tickets available

https://t.co/BJBuFTgPiE

[Rob Halden @robhalden]

@ColeFusionHQ went to Uni with a lad called Medium, because he didn’t have any strong opinions on anything

[Karen Berger @karenpberger]

Terrible to hear about Sam Keith’s passing. Such a talented artist and a very nice guy. He was integral in creating the look of Sandman and establishing the visual tone of the series. He had a beautiful sense of design and detail. This is one of my favorite pages. RIP Sam.