Rob Cooperman

Music lover & laborer. Marketing & advertising extraordinaire. Unlimited supply of hugs & high fives.

[Rob Cooperman @robhasfins]

Subzero temps and ticket prices for the #Dolphins / #Chiefs game dropping to $14 is karma for the #NFL putting the game on #Peacock.

[Rob Cooperman @robhasfins]

#Google Memories be like, "I see you're depressed. Would you like to be more depressed?" lol

[Rob Cooperman @robhasfins]

My 3 yr old son: "Daddy, do you like America?"
Me: "Yeah, kinda."
Son: "America is a vegetable."
Me: "Do you mean asparagus?"
Son: "Yes! I like asparagus. Is America a vegetable, too?"
Me: "At the moment, kind of."

#America #vegetables #asparagus #toddler

[Rob Cooperman @robhasfins]

@Google When will the 512gb #Pixel6Pro be available? Yes, I'm on the wait list. Thanks! @madebygoogle

[Rob Cooperman @robhasfins]

@boburnham has inspired me to start writing again.

inside is brilliant. hope you're okay, man. i mean, i'm not, but i think i will be... thank you.

[Rob Cooperman @robhasfins]

Ya know, I used to really hate #traffic and #laundry, but compared to a #pandemic and #divorce, they're actually not so bad.

[Rob Cooperman @robhasfins]

@torchystacos that Low Rider oughta be a menu staple! 🤤 Also, please bring back Mr. Pink!

[Rob Cooperman @robhasfins]

It used to annoy me whenever I heard someone say #Trump2020, until I realized it was an expiration date.

@realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris #ELECTION2020 #BidenHarris2020

[Rob Cooperman @robhasfins]

@boburnham hey man. you okay?

[Rob Cooperman @robhasfins]

Watching @davematthewsbnd on #PayItForwardLIVE! For every tweet, another $10 gets donated to America's small businesses. Love me some Dave.

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@NFL After changing the pass interference rules to allow a #replay review because the #Saints got screwed on a no-call last year, how do you NOT EVEN REVIEW THE REPLAY TO BE SURE THE SAINTS DON'T GET SCREWED ON A NO-CALL AGAIN THIS YEAR?

#NFL #NFLPlayoffs #NFLWildCard #NFLfail

[Rob Cooperman @robhasfins]

@realDonaldTrump

[Rob Cooperman @robhasfins]

@TacoCabana discontinued their salsa verde and I feel betrayed.

#itsnoteasybeinggreen #salsa #tacos #tacocabana

[Rob Cooperman @robhasfins]

Being an #adult means being able to text your friends before 9am and not having to worry about waking them up.

[Rob Cooperman @robhasfins]

@okcthunder has the Love's truck stop logo on their jerseys? What an Oklahoma thing to be sponsored by.
#NBAPlayoffs #couldbeworse #couldbemeth

[Rob Cooperman @robhasfins]

Some of y'all's moms never told you you were cruisin for a bruisin when you were a kid and it shows

[Rob Cooperman @robhasfins]

These emails from @BetoORourke asking me to sign up to "be the first to hear his 2020 decision" kinda feel like LeBron having a one hour @espn special to announce he's taking his talents to South Beach.

@KingJames #LeBron #ESPN #Beto #2020Election #ComeOnMan

[Rob Cooperman @robhasfins]

Cooperman #Caricature

#sxsw #cartoon #caricatures #sxsw2019 #experiencereach #drivenbydata #neverstopreaching #spectrumreach @spectrumreach

[Rob Cooperman @robhasfins]

I'll be manning the Driven by Data truck today from 12-3pm. Stop by to see me and check out the latest technological advances in targeted marketing.
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[Rob Cooperman @robhasfins]

"The time has come to bring that investigation and the other investigations of this matter to an end."
- Richard Nixon, 1974 State of the Union

"If there is going to be peace and legislation, there cannot be war and investigation."
- @realDonaldTrump, 2019 #SOTU

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