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Loud Machines, words & thumping trolls. Crippled head 2 toes in 2010 by Pharma. #Statins #Rhabdo Back to diet, exercise & Getting Stuff Done. Rob Hopp

[Bang Stimuli @RobHinged]

@CNviolations Many Women panic at the sight of spiders, but will cut off an 18 wheeler.

[Brandon Gill @realBrandonGill]

If you think the guy on the left should have gone to jail and that the guy on the right should be walking free, you either have no regard for the facts or just have a deep-seeded hatred of white people.

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

To be clear:

Should stabby bastard illegals succeed in beheading me / gouging out my eyes with a potato peeler (attempts have been made)
I do not call for calm
I do not call for unity
and I don’t give a shit about some illegals who might be fucking architects

Thanks team 🔥

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Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer...

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.

He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'

She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

This is so devastating. Imagine being a black parent tonight. How do you protect your children? If they go out and stab just one person, they might go to prison. It’s like a black man in America can’t even murder anyone anymore. Unimaginable. Jim Crow all over again. I’m furious.

[Secretary Marco Rubio @SecRubio]

Today, I am sanctioning Cuba’s state-owned energy company, Unión Cuba-Petróleo (CUPET), under President Trump’s EO 14404. Cuba’s Communist elites have weaponized energy as a tool of social control and kleptocratic profit.

For decades, the regime has stolen and hoarded available fuel — using it for the Castros’ private jet, the security services forces used to repress the Cuban people, to keep empty tourist hotels lit up, and to bus people in for fake protests and political stunts — all while the Cuban people have suffered blackouts and waited weeks to fill their cars.

President Trump wants a new future for the Cuban people with greater economic and political freedom and opportunity. Until then, we will continue to target the Communist regime’s ability to leverage its energy trade to further its corrupt agenda and violently repress the Cuban people.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

Dear @grok,

Is it true that the parliamentarian has no binding power & only plays an advisory role?

Is it also true that the Vice President has the authority to overrule the parliamentarian?

[Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @christopherrufo]

We submitted a FOIA asking the San Francisco Police Department how many illegal migrants from Honduras have been arrested for dealing fentanyl.

They sent us hundreds of pages of documents that look like this. They don't want the public to know what is happening in their city.

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

Dear @leicesterliz

Stabby bastard illegals who behead people and gouge their eyes out are breaking the law

How about you do something about them? You absolute bint.

Katie Hopkins

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Two foreign immigrants have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."

Nodding emphatically, one of the immigrants points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart.

"Two dogs, please," she says. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter.

Excited, the companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs."

One of them opens the foil and begins to blush.

Staring at it for a moment, she turns to her friend and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"

[FBI Director Kash Patel @FBIDirectorKash]

IN CUSTODY: Said Abdullahi Ereg – the FIRST EVER arrest of a “Most Wanted Fraudsters” since the White House Task Force to Eliminate Fraud released our Most Wanted Fraudsters list last week. Ereg just landed in Minneapolis and was taken into custody after turning himself in. He has been wanted on federal charges since 2024.

Ereg allegedly stole over $4 million from the Federal Child Nutrition Program in Minneapolis during the COVID-19 pandemic from 2020-2021. He allegedly falsely claimed to have served meals to children in need, claiming fake reimbursements from the government, and then laundered the money through foreign accounts to fund a lavish lifestyle. He is charged with Conspiracy to Commit Wire Fraud, Wire Fraud, and Money Laundering.

When @VP Vance led the way for the Most Wanted Fraudsters list through the @WhiteHouse @WHFraudTF – this was exactly the righteous goal the Task Force had in mind – to bring to justice all those who have stolen money from hardworking American taxpayers. This historic result is only the beginning - and let it be a message to any fraudster who takes advantage of America, this team will find you. @DAGToddBlanche @FBIMinneapolis

[Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo]

New NGO FAFO report: 16 of their comrades have already been convicted. They thought the arrests were over.

Texas then indicted three more alleged members of the North Texas Antifa terror cell. Read: https://t.co/CCvphhNoT2

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

OMG

Jen Lima, a school board member at North Kingstown School Department in Rhode Island shared a letter to Austin Metcalf’s dad blaming him for his son’s murder because he “failed to teach him that black boys have boundaries.”

You can contact her here: [phone]

[Mrgunsngear @Mrgunsngear]

Pasadena, California police point their loaded duty guns at each other for fun, or as the police chief called it "horseplay," and one of them (probably the woman based on the footage but names haven't been released...) shoots the other one in the shoulder.

Whoopsie daisy 💀👀

Don't point loaded guns at each other, especially with multiple cameras rolling, accordingly...

#CityLife #cops #pasadena #california #fail #IQtest #police #ballistics #fun #horseplay #dumb #urban #FAFO

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Murderous migrants beheading innocent people in their home town is what’s making people angry, not “social media”!

[Billboard Chris 🌎 @BillboardChris]

A safe room was set up at Portland State University with cotton candy and crayons before our visit.

Not even joking.

@jamesklug @peterboghossian

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I know I'm going to lose 1,000s of followers posting this, but I must, I cannot keep this bottled up any more, it is affecting my mental health, I must expel this:

'I hate Keir Starmer'.

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The eyes of the world are on Northern Ireland, what happens there, could affect everywhere...

[👮‍♂️The Badged Patriot👮‍♂️ @BadgedPatriot]

Actual Call:
Early morning call to Waffle House for an early morning brawl between 4 black people that would have been WWE worthy. Three officers total responded, all white, to break the fight up. I think we were called crackers & white boys 50 times in the process. The weirdest part was being called racist cops for arresting them for destroying a restaurant & fighting in public all while we called them sir/ma'am & they returned verbally with crackers & white boys. What a world we love in!👮‍♂️🚔
On a side note, anyone know the best way to get ketchup stains & onion smell out of a shirt? Asking for a friend & me as well🫤

[FBI @FBI]

Today’s story behind the numbers: This #FBI and justice for the California doctor who stiffed taxpayers for $45 million in one of the largest fraud schemes ever uncovered in the U.S.

Violetta Mailyan—owner of a beauty and cosmetic clinic in an L.A. suburb—spent years faking and fudging records for Botox injections that were never provided or not medically needed—fraudulently billing Medicare for shots when her clinic was closed, when she was out of town, and before some patients had contacted her, even once charging a patient in prison.

The fraudulent gains were spent on lavish vacations, multiple luxury vehicles, and more than $14 million in properties and equities.

Mailyan was arrested last October and convicted at trial last month. Supported by @FBILosAngeles, this case is yet another victory in the nationwide crackdown on fraud led by the White House that has delivered billions of dollars in recoveries and savings for the country.

https://t.co/hdnweFzFkx

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A US Navy cruiser anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave...

The first evening, the ship's Captain received the following note from the wife of a very wealthy and influential plantation owner:

'Dear Captain,

Thursday will be my daughter's Debutante Ball. I would like you to send three well-mannered, handsome, unmarried officers in their formal dress uniforms to attend the dance.

They should arrive promptly at 8:00 PM prepared for an evening of polite Southern conversation. They should be excellent dancers, as they will be the escorts of lovely refined young ladies.

One last point: No Jews please.'

Sending a written message, the captain replied:

'Madam,

Thank you for your invitation.

In order to present the widest possible knowledge base for polite conversation, I am sending three of my best and most prized officers.

One is a lieutenant commander, and a graduate of Annapolis with an additional Masters degree from MIT in fluid technologies and ship design.

The second is a Lieutenant, one of our helicopter pilots, and a graduate of Northwestern university in Chicago, with a BS in Aeronautical Engineering. His Masters Degree and PhD. In Aeronautical and Mechanical Engineering are from Texas Tech University and he is also an astronaut candidate.

Finally, the third officer, also a lieutenant commander, is our ship's doctor, with an undergraduate degree from the University of Georgia and his medical degree is from the University of North Carolina .

We are very proud of him, as he is also a senior fellow in Trauma Surgery at Bethesda.'

Warmest regards

Upon receiving this letter, the mother was quite excited and looked forward to Thursday with pleasure. Her daughter would be escorted by three handsome naval officers (and the other women in her social circle would be insanely jealous).

At precisely 8:00 PM on Thursday, Melinda's mother heard a polite rap at the door which she opened to find, in full dress uniform, three very handsome, smiling black officers.

Her mouth fell open, but pulling herself together, she stammered, 'There must be some mistake.'

'No, Madam,' said the first officer, 'Captain Goldberg never makes mistakes.'