Motherhood is weird. You want your kid to go to bed so you can have alone time, then when heโs asleep you wish heโd wake up so you can spend time together
Quarantine day 647... I called to make a chiropractor appointment and they asked why I needed it and I said โwell I was just pregnant and I donโt think my bones went back to weโre theyโre supposed toโ ... help Iโve forgotten how to talk to people ๐คฃ
Josh: โWhatโs that thing called? The Mike Tyson grill? No, George Forman thatโs his name.โ ๐๐๐๐ Being in quarantine with him is fun, marry your best friend people
Josh: โThese people keep fighting because nobody finishes their meal. Have you ever tried to argue with a full belly? You canโtโ ๐๐ #LoveIsBlind
Josh: โI always thought Damien looked a little crazy in the eyes, one day heโs gonna strangle her Iโm calling it nowโ ๐๐๐๐ #LoveIsBlind