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[Justin @KssnHerPanties]

ima black belt at eatin pussy, im like a tongue fu master

[✦𝖈𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖘𝖆✦ @Fw_cabasa]

Shy but will fck you anywhere you want.

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

You couldn’t teach the type of Hate Watch I’m on today

[SethOfficial🇵🇹 @UTD_Seth001]

🚨 José Mourinho on comparisons between Pep Guardiola and Sir Alex Ferguson after Manchester City’s FA Cup final win over Chelsea:

“No, no, no… that is not even close.”

“Yes, Pep Guardiola is a great coach. What he has done with Manchester City is fantastic, the football is beautiful and the trophies are there.”

“But Sir Alex Ferguson? Come on. You speak like people who did not watch football.”

“Sir Alex built different generations of winning teams over more than 20 years. Different players, different eras, different rivals and still he continued winning.”

“He did not always have the biggest spending power, but Manchester United remained at the top because of his mentality and leadership.”

“What Sir Alex did was not just coaching tactics, it was building a football empire.”

“Pep has coached incredible teams with incredible structures, but Sir Alex rebuilt Manchester United again and again while the whole league kept changing around him.”

“One dominated with perfection. The other dominated through generations.”

“For me, Sir Alex Ferguson is still untouchable.”

{@talkSPORT }

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Arsenal fans have the complex of a kid who grew up a loser and suddenly got money.

You’re in the title race and people want to follow the title race, same with the champions league. We’d watch these games even if it was Everton in your position

Act like you been here before.

[Phantasy @fw_phantasy]

3-5am sex be so fire , pussy wet asf ,dick be harder than a missile 😂😫😭

[Q-Rosity Killed The Kat @SthabiMpash]

Why would we think so low of our country? America wishes they were South Africa. Please respect us.

[Iron Boy @NYboateng]

Ambidextrous

[Zarah🦋 @one_zarah]

Pro tip: use both hands to hold the cheeks and spread them

[Michael🍿 @QTalksFtbl]

Respectfully, I do really feel like I’m watching a different player to everyone else.

[Troll Touchline @TrollTouchline]

🚨🎙️🗣️ | Thierry Henry on Bruno Fernandes breaking the Premier League Assist Record:

🗣️ Henry: "Listen, we need to stop debating and start appreciating. What Bruno Fernandes is doing right now, on the verge of breaking the all-time Premier League assist record... it is simply 'magnifique.' To have that vision, that consistency in the final third, it’s not normal. People talk about statistics, but I talk about the *difficulty* of the pass. He sees things before the camera even pans to the runner.
And it’s not just the passing, is it? You see him stand over the ball 25 yards out and you already know the keeper is in trouble. For me, he is easily one of the best shooters in world football right now. He strikes the ball with such purity; it’s a gift. When you combine that elite finishing with the record-breaking creativity, you aren't just looking at a great player you’re looking at the clear PFA Player of the Year. He deserves that recognition, without question.
Looking ahead, if Portugal goes all the way and wins the World Cup, let’s be serious: Bruno has to be in that top five for the Ballon d'Or. He carries the weight of the game on his shoulders every single week. I’ll say it plainly anyone who doesn’t appreciate what this guy is doing, quite simply, they do not know ball. You have to respect the craft, and right now, Bruno is a master."

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

But be warned, women do this thing where they’re “single”, let you fuck, get back with their ex then tell him she let you fuck and now you have a lifelong enemy for no real reason

[g @vslbackg]

i love a “gimmie a kiss” ahh female. girl imma give you some head too

[k. @korie_tweets]

my ultimate delusion is that i will win. not maybe, not someday, not if things go right. i will win, it’s a certainty. and there’s nothing in this world strong enough to convince me otherwise.

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

apple weather app don't know what's going on, they just be looking out the window like the rest of us

[parks @parkersity_9]

No wonder them niggas was singing in the rain

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Posting this without comment. 👀👀

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

know yo worth king

[hey babes💕! @theerawestbih]

i will fck the sht out of you & still just be your friend😭