genie: you have three wishes
me: i want a fat ass
genie: be realistic
me: okay i want male figure skaters who can spin and have good stsqs
genie: okay so how fat do you want your eteri to be
i care btw. i care what song you're listening to. or what drink you just got. or the movie you just watched. or the outfit you're wearing. i care. tell me everything pls.
tip: if you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. this will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow