Robin James Kerrison

He/him. I tweet about tech, trains, black holes, and abolishing the home office.
A Newcastle boy living in Paris.

[Robin James Kerrison @robinjames_]

I accidentally started reading the news this year and my god is there a lot of it

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@clmazin @johnaugust thoughts on https://t.co/f6PgI5nmEW ? It's been the open online movie database for years.

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I really do not want to share the planet with self-driving road vehicles, or with anyone who thinks they're a good idea.

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In August, all the public transport in Paris grinds down to a Christmas Day service. I'm glad there's time off for transport staff, but people still live here. They need to get around without getting heat stroke waiting 49 minutes for a bus.

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The pedestrianisation of the road between Il Duomo and Galleria Vittorio Emanuele II is great because when I was gazing over the renaissance buildings towards the alps from the roof of the cathedral, I could hear the echoes of a busker on the ground playing Wonderwall.

[Daniel Trubman @dmtrubman]

Urban public space captured by cars can be reclaimed for people:

Piazza del Duomo, Milan

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Not even gonna pretend the Ashes counts. It's a fix, England always get to the final.

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Rugby fans probably wondering if they've fallen into a Mandela effect parallel universe with everyone claiming it's the first time they've seen England win an international tournament.

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Best interview ever, Chloe Kelly.

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England are one minute from winning an international football tournament. This better not awaken patriotism in me.

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Yellow card for taking her shirt off? What is this, Instagram?

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Yay, more football!

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Looks even better in the replay. There's barely a chance to make that lift and she finds it.

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Amazing control on the ball there from Toone!

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Va te foutre, TF1. Il ne faut jamais 15 pubs en succession.

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Ma chose préférée de l'Euro 2022, c'est regarder 43 minutes des pubs sur TF1 avant qu'elle me montre les dernières moments. Ça ajoute vraiment de l'intrigue.

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these Doll-E generated images are pure art

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Pink is always in season! 💕

[Robin James Kerrison @robinjames_]

Actually it's not a sandwich, it's Sandwich's snack; Sandwich is the name of the Earl.

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Have you heard how hard British Gas have been hit by the cost of living crisis? Today they reported that they're inundated by profits, poor fucks.

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Man, just imagine if we did this with housing too. We'd be pissing away money every month while struggling to eat.

[Novara Media @novaramedia]

'The rolling stock companies contribute absolutely no additional value whatsoever, but they take a rent on every ticket that you buy.'

@RMTunion President @alexgordon4me on the rail industry’s biggest secret: the “ludicrous” rolling stock companies.

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@FlamingCushion looks worse than EyeToy