My New Years Resolutions are:
Aim to take more naps than my mum's cat Dave.
Stop staring at nothing.
Resist over-doing my impressively decent Scooby-doo impression (esp. During sex & work meetings.)
Make a foolproof 'bin day' spreadsheet.
Be more like David Attenborough.
So at the bar two nights ago someone lifted a debit card. Iโm just now seeing the charges come through before I realized and shut the card down
I feel like I want to be mad but anyone buying groceries on a stolen card the day before Christmas fucking well needed it more than me.