Robin April

got banned on Twitter longer than the president of the United States.

[trash jones @jzux]

if i saw a minion in real life i would put it in the microwave

[christian @nopoweradeinusa]

13: I'm going to get a really cool car when im older & have my own family
30: I could probably live off my savings for 6 months without working & then just kill myself when I run out

[Robin April @robinnapril]

Watching storms roll in on the north beach of tybee island makes me wish I could call my 16 year old self who dreamed of this and tell her to just hold on.

[Robin April @robinnapril]

The amount of hours I’ve spent in the ocean on tybee island looking for shells in unhinged. But today I experienced a thunderstorm and I was just out there in the rain, covered in sand…best day of my life.

[Robin April @robinnapril]

Honestly a core memory

[Hannah Krill @hannahkrill]

I just saw wild otters while kayaking in the marsh so my whole life is complete

[Robin April @robinnapril]

Why do I feel like older people at the beach are literally just so…..unhappy lmao

[Robin April @robinnapril]

Georgia has been absolutely unriveting to driving thru 😂

[staid @staidindoors]

4-yr-old niece went swimming today. she told me she fell in the deep end & couldn't get out. i asked if someone pulled her out. she said no, the water drank her up & they had to make a new her. says she remembers everything the old her did & now i just have to live knowing this.

[Robin April @robinnapril]

@hannahkrill This is why we have autumn

[Robin April @robinnapril]

Yep. Lmao

[Robin April @robinnapril]

The Internet has made people so unsafe. On my most popular platforms I don’t share my last name or where I work or exact locations beyond the general area. And if I do it’s after I left.

[Robin April @robinnapril]

You tell ‘em joe

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Biden: 'If the price of a barrel of oil goes up, it doesn’t take much time for the price at the pump to go up. So let's be honest with one another ... To the companies running gas stations ... bring down the price you are charging at the pump.'

[Robin April @robinnapril]

@SophStratt @jennyhan Amazon prime!!!!

[Robin April @robinnapril]

I read #TheSummerITurnedPretty when I was 16. I think I read them 3-4 more times before I even graduated HS. They are very dear to me. So special. Watching this show…my god I could just weep. It’s everything and more. @jennyhan

[Robin April @robinnapril]

@Microsoft worst customer service thru your Xbox department today. Can’t get a refund, argumentative person on the other line, issue still not fixed and no solution was offered. Can’t contact anyone about the issue either as you have no email contact.

[trash jones @jzux]

no offense but i literally could not care less that kim kardashian messed up marilyn monroe’s dress. i will never afford a home

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

it was hard not to mention their color

[Robin April @robinnapril]

I cannot fucking deal with IDIOTS LIKE THIS

[P.D. Mangan Health and Freedom Maximalist 🇺🇸 @Mangan150]

Hydration is the most overrated concept to come out of the fitness world.

Just drink some water when you're thirsty.

[Robin April @robinnapril]

I hate it here. I would do anything to move.

[Robin April @robinnapril]

People act like life doesn’t suck and any of this fucking matters at the end of the day. It’s televised. It’s entertainment. Who gives a fuck what everyone does, amber heard is an abuser.