After a brief social hiatus I’m back with a life update…
Excited to share I’m joining @lunarsolargroup as Chief Revenue Officer!
If you asked me a few months ago…going agency side was definitely not on my bingo card 😅
But if you know their background you know they’re a breeding ground for technology…and it’s a pretty cool opportunity to wear multiple hats and build something neat across both services and SaaS (more to come here 👀)
Thank you to @piersonkrass for being a cool (and convincing) cat 😸
Guess I’m not leaving DTC Twitter world after all… @eliweisss I’m back 🙂
Isn’t this basically what agencies do? Just more nichely packaged and positioned as such
The hard part about this is span of control. Ensuring the agencies you pay/hire to do this can keep up with the software, pace of development, and deploy it properly / maintain quality. I’ve always found enabling agencies is almost more complex than enabling your customers bc even if more efficient then you also get double whammy of reputational risk if things go wrong
Is anyone else getting 10 billion calls from invesco QQQ for a proxy vote???
I pick up for the first time just to see what’s up and they hang up
WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE
You know you’re going to have a hard time letting go when it’s your first day funemployed and everyone is asking you if you’re still coming to the holiday party on Thursday 😭😭😭
Feels weird sitting on the sidelines this year but rooting big time for everyone in the trenches this week
YALL ARE THE REAL SUPERHEROES🧑🍳👩🍳
Don’t forget to eat and drink water!!
Godspeed friends
Also what should I buy!?
Y’all friendly reminder - and not a comment on any specific company - just the idea of buying at a day 1 ipo peak if you’re thinking about it…
If you’re a normal joe shmo investor (not getting institutional allocations) day 1 is almost never a good idea
Those early pops are mostly structurally engineered
Institutions get discounted shares during book-building and retail investors only see artificially tight aftermarket
By the time you’re chasing the pop, most of the easy money has already happened
Most IPOs are underpriced 10–20% to keep institutions happy and ensure a smooth debut…not to give the regular people free gains
Disclaimer: ive also made a decent chunk of change off dogecoin
What happened in 2025 IPOs if you bought near the peak:
Figma (FIG): -74% 📉
Circle (CRCL): -73% 📉
CoreWeave (CRWV): -58% 📉
Klarna (KLNA): -38% 📉
Omada (OMDA): -31% 📉
Chime (CHYM): -30% 📉
Hinge Health (HNGE): -27% 📉
eToro (ETOR): -21% 📉
Average decline from peak: -44%
The lesson? IPO euphoria is expensive. Even the "winners" (Circle +164% from IPO, CoreWeave +93%) crashed 60-70% from their peaks.
Day-1 pops don't equal sustainable returns.
Patience pays in IPOs.
Can’t tell you how many times I’ve almost deleted this app because of all the rage bait and performative bullshit on here
BUT even being pretty touch and go lately, I’ve been blown away by how many people reached out just to check in or offer help for no reason other than… the goodness of their hearts??
It’s made me want to pay it forward way more than I have before (not enough)
Humanity wins again!