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dm me if you’re a muppet

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The greatest minds of my generation are getting 4 likes on their tweets

[Brando 🐞 (Live From Fenway Park) @homesickbrando]

Noah Kahan dropping The Great Divide

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#NewProfilePic

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Yall are too kind

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The greatest minds of my generation are getting 4 likes on their tweets

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One of the greatest minds of my generation has seen this tweet and given me a portion of their wealth. Truly an auspicious day

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The greatest minds of my generation are getting 4 likes on their tweets

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Please help the guard rails are becoming walls

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Michael

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It should be of concern to everyone that I have never had a job in my adult life that was not in service to the geriatric generation. It is indicative of the wealth and class mobility being held captive by those who refuse to step down. Our youth is squandered by the old and rich

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@spidres

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What state even is this

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Someone be bold with me I’m fucking begging you

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Growing a mustache is lowkey the cheat code

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I know it might be tacky to say but lowkey I’m really cool and people enjoy hanging out with me. Like I’m funny but also kind.

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I had this crashout in January recommend

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

Nothingmaxxing

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

Nothingmaxxing

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YES THEYRE THE SAME except one doesn’t use cartridges we desperately need for getting high

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

did they invent "cold foam" because people were embarrassed to order coffee with whipped cream

[V1S4G3 || G0N3 R4MP4N7 @53R4PH1MU77]

Imagine carrying around a sippy cup cuz you're that addicted to nic. 😭
Smoke a fucking cigarette, loser.

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It’s important to me that I make myself as unattractive as possible. If I get hot then how will I know if I’m funny?

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Turns out “ya want head?” Is a pretty solid opener

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@torchedbyangels Doomed Yaoi