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[sarah robinson @robinsonsarah89]

@dreilly23 I only see my family at religious get togethers #pointless

[sarah robinson @robinsonsarah89]

@dreilly23 wahoooooooo friends are all you need :)

[sarah robinson @robinsonsarah89]

@Ashley_LC ok petal speak soon 👊

[sarah robinson @robinsonsarah89]

@Ashley_LC haha last trains like 11 ;) you still got the same number lady?x

[sarah robinson @robinsonsarah89]

@Ashley_LC YUSSSSS 🍸🍷🍺🎉🎈

[sarah robinson @robinsonsarah89]

@Ashley_LC we deffs are like!! You out in Durham today?x

[sarah robinson @robinsonsarah89]

I miss your face @Ashley_LC :(

[Dory @imFindDory]

Can we skip school and college and go to the part where I become a princess.

[sarah robinson @robinsonsarah89]

@JerIsher "I'm constantly torn between being a good person, and being a sarcastic little prick."

[sarah robinson @robinsonsarah89]

@JerIsher gotta love being bootylicious like #nobodiesreadyformyjelly

[sarah robinson @robinsonsarah89]

@JerIsher That awkward moment when you realize your ass is bigger than nicki minaj's.”

[sarah robinson @robinsonsarah89]

@laurendrobinson hahaha don't b so needy #desperatedan

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

How am I going to spend Valentine's Day? Naked, one the floor with a bottle of Captain Morgan in my hand, screaming Adele songs to my cat!

[sarah robinson @robinsonsarah89]

Whoever said "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" obviously never had cupcakes. Or wine. Or chocolate. Or pizza.” @laurendrobinson

[sarah robinson @robinsonsarah89]

@BevDennington1 vodka o clock #1doesntcount #bottomlessglass

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Councils want to ban the word Obese because it could "offend overweight children."

OK, let's go back to "fat little fucker" then, shall we?

[Words @wordstionary]

JOKE OF THE YEAR: Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business.

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

If your boyfriend remembers your eye colour after the first date, then you probably have small boobs.

[sarah robinson @robinsonsarah89]

@BevDennington1 naked spray tans are the best spray tans ;)

[sarah robinson @robinsonsarah89]

@laurendrobinson haha quickest replier ever right here x