robin*

a VFW (a Very Funny Wizard)

[robin* @robinsrage]

and i mean this with all the sincerity in my heart: drop out of school. join my emo band

[robin* @robinsrage]

i rationalized with the canned soup and realized there is absolutely no reason to not eat canned soup cold out of the can. why the fuck do i need to heat it up when it tastes fine cold? still nutrience

[robin* @robinsrage]

months best --> worst
1. October
2. May
3. August
4. June
5. September
6. April
7. November
8. December
9. March
10. July
11. February
12. January

[robin* @robinsrage]

Rojelio the red clown, Angelo the yellow clown, Bianca, Rudolph the blue clown

[robin* @robinsrage]

i'm just here for the vibes and brother? theyre immaculate

[robin* @robinsrage]

huuuuuuge fall out boy fan. no i dont know anything about the band members. no i dont listen to the lyrics. yes i know every single song by heart. we exist ❤️

[robin* @robinsrage]

i have such a soft spot for little guys named john, anyways i love you john homestuck, i love you jon archivist, i love you jonathan byers, i love you johndoe malevolent, i love you my good friend jonathan harker, i love you john watson, i love you jon snow,

[robin* @robinsrage]

this old lady with long white hair somehow got into the employees only section of the store i work at when i was supposed to be the only one back there and on god i thought she was a ghost for a second

[punpun punyama @GIRLSWEATNTEARS]

nobody is allowed to speak abt Rose and Kanaya ever again anymore, this person popped off

[robin* @robinsrage]

mulan and little red riding hood help merida avenge the death of her father, fergus, while king arthur and the wicked witch of the west try to stop them

[robin* @robinsrage]

*british person voice* emmerh

[robin* @robinsrage]

nooooo please dont make me write an essay about my relationship with the concept of "knowledge," im gonna be So Weird about it nooooo

[robin* @robinsrage]

what am i supposed to do here. paranoid ramblings about nothing being real and false perceptions of reality, or waxing poetic about my dedication to a cult that worships knowledge from my favorite podcast. god help me this is due tonight

[robin* @robinsrage]

rick rio rdan should have let ME ghostwrite the nico book, im fucking PISSED

[robin* @robinsrage]

what does it mean when the cat comes over and gently hits the control key on the keyboard? what does she want to control...?

[robin* @robinsrage]

sending psychic beams to the chihuahua in line w me at the pharmacy to tell her i love her even tho her owners look so so mean

[robin* @robinsrage]

@lilyIinton goddddd me too 😔😔

[robin* @robinsrage]

co-star says to Don't Howling

[robin* @robinsrage]

gender is a circus and brother i'm on the tightrope

[robin* @robinsrage]

wow everybody!! i've got some Reasons To Live in the fridge!! (mochi)