ROBINTURD (💩,🥇)

If Robinhood created a coin that shat actual gold, this would probably be it.
But they didn't. So we did.

CA: 0x63dF21EE246a2853Cb8E913591fb2693d6c1E4BB

[ROBINTURD (💩,🥇) @robinturdcoin]

ROBINTURD ($TURD / $GLD) is live!!

Hold shit. Claim gold. (💩,🥇)

Fair launch · LP locked via Pons · Dev bag to be locked + vested

3.69% flush tax → Holders.
No creator claim.

CA: 0x63dF21EE246a2853Cb8E913591fb2693d6c1E4BB

Steps + details ↓

[ROBINTURD (💩,🥇) @robinturdcoin]

Most shitcoins on @RobinhoodCrypto are shit. Ours is also shit. Difference is the flush tax.

$turd → $GLD (💩,🥇)

Not all shitcoins are created equal.

[ROBINTURD (💩,🥇) @robinturdcoin]

@T7emon Hard to ignore. But soft on utility. Our filthy utility is a flush tax that pays $GLD.

[ROBINTURD (💩,🥇) @robinturdcoin]

@ArtificiallyInu Holding shit > owning a dog. $TURD → $GLD.

[ROBINTURD (💩,🥇) @robinturdcoin]

@GoldenGooseRH Golden Geese lay $turd too. Just saying.

[ROBINTURD (💩,🥇) @robinturdcoin]

@cashcat_token @RobinhoodCrypto Cats be constantly shitting too. Like us.

[ROBINTURD (💩,🥇) @robinturdcoin]

@_HECK0 @LevisNFT @HOTDOGonRH A gold shitting $turd-dog is better

[ROBINTURD (💩,🥇) @robinturdcoin]

@MicroDuckNVDA But does the $microduck shit real $GLD? Nah, didn't think so.

[ROBINTURD (💩,🥇) @robinturdcoin]

Respectfully, get in the $turd bowl. Or stay clean and unpaid. Your call.

Turn $turd into $GLD. It just makes sense.

Available now on Pons:
https://t.co/KpDqoGM2d7

[ROBINTURD (💩,🥇) @robinturdcoin]

@whalewatchRH $boner & $turd... A match made in crass heaven.

[ROBINTURD (💩,🥇) @robinturdcoin]

@ArtificiallyInu Yeah cool $ai Inu bro. But does it shit real $GLD?

[ROBINTURD (💩,🥇) @robinturdcoin]

@GoldenGooseRH Golden turds > eggs. After all, you don't need to wipe after passing an egg. And everyone loves a wipe, right?

[ROBINTURD (💩,🥇) @robinturdcoin]

@cashcat_token Cool $cashcat bro. But does it shit real $GLD?

[ROBINTURD (💩,🥇) @robinturdcoin]

It's obvious... Pick shitcoins that pay you $GLD to hold.

[Pools @TradePools]

The choice is obvious

[ROBINTURD (💩,🥇) @robinturdcoin]

$10B traded. Mostly a load of shit. So why not trade real $turd?

[Pons @ponsdotfamily]

$10,000,000,000.

And we're just getting started.

Let's win.

[ROBINTURD (💩,🥇) @robinturdcoin]

$CASHCAT shits $turd too you know.

[Robinhood Memes @MemesRobinhood]

just me and $CASHCAT

still early

[ROBINTURD (💩,🥇) @robinturdcoin]

Different chain doesn't mean chain is different. Still full of shit. Like us. But at least we pay $GLD.

[Robinhood Memes @MemesRobinhood]

stock memes + cat memes

this chain is different

[ROBINTURD (💩,🥇) @robinturdcoin]

Stock tokens / Stink tokens. Potayto / Potahto.

[Robinhood Crypto @RobinhoodCrypto]

We’ve hit $150M in Robinhood Stock Tokens TVL on Robinhood Chain.

Global markets are moving onchain.

[ROBINTURD (💩,🥇) @robinturdcoin]

@triremetrading Respect. Building real stuff while we run a $GLD flushing toilet bowl.

[ROBINTURD (💩,🥇) @robinturdcoin]

@triremetrading Actually not shit. Real utility. Rare on this chain.
Our utility is a turd that poos $GLD. Can we be friends?

[ROBINTURD (💩,🥇) @robinturdcoin]

Nobody's bought $turd for 24hrs.

But everything's fine. The turd fez stays on.

Erect. Neon green. Unerring.

We're here for you on @ponsdotfamily and @fomo whenever you need us.