Robin Wilks

[Robin Wilks @robinwilks_]

Work my first night shift tonight. I don’t know how I’m supposed to stay up all night, I can’t even stay up past 10.

[Robin Wilks @robinwilks_]

Buying dog toys at TJ MAXX

Employee: What’s your dog’s name?
M: I have two- Winston & Schmidt
E: Like Winston Churchill?
M: No, like New Girl
E: Who?

[Robin Wilks @robinwilks_]

@toshali_nutt No it won’t 😂 Thanks Tosh for always reminding me of my dumb moments in life

[Robin Wilks @robinwilks_]

@lizzybozzy I’m trying to remember if there’s a backstory to this I should know about

[Robin Wilks @robinwilks_]

@lululemon has the BEST customer service!

[Robin Wilks @robinwilks_]

@heatherjackk11 😂😂 you’re welcome!

[Robin Wilks @robinwilks_]

The more I work in the “adult world” the more I realize it’s not feeled with many “adults”

[Robin Wilks @robinwilks_]

@katanneRN It does keep you warm though 😂😂

[Robin Wilks @robinwilks_]

Y’all I’ve been so emotional for some reason lately. I literally just cried over the little boy wearing a spider man costume who stood in the way of the real Spider Man when Peter disappeared after losing Gwen 😭

[Robin Wilks @robinwilks_]

Cont.- just opened my bag and my order is wrong 🙃

[Robin Wilks @robinwilks_]

The @McDonalds employee in the drive thru accidentally stuck her finger in my diet Dr. Pepper, then proceeded to hand it to me.
Reason number #987 why I should have just went to Chick-fil-A

[Robin Wilks @robinwilks_]

My purse chapstick isn’t in my purse- which also doubles as my work chapstick. 😭

[Robin Wilks @robinwilks_]

Why am I always cold?! 🙃

[Robin Wilks @robinwilks_]

Took Christmas pictures with my lil’ family today 😍

[Robin Wilks @robinwilks_]

“So ummm Starbucks makes this drink from where we’re from it’s called a (slows it down for me) chai latte”

[Robin Wilks @robinwilks_]

When people say it’s “too late” for coffee

[Robin Wilks @robinwilks_]

Y’all can have your big towns. I got off work 30 minutes ago and I’m still no where near a highway to home yet ✌🏼😒

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BREAKING: Escalator out of control at metro station in Rome, causing multiple injuries

[Robin Wilks @robinwilks_]

Continued resumé humor:

Applicant said they had “barista experience” working a McDonald’s cafe

LOL

[Robin Wilks @robinwilks_]

@toshali_nutt I’d be okay with that

[Robin Wilks @robinwilks_]

Lady turned in resume saying she was actually “over qualified” but needed some extra money...

Me: (thinking she’s got a career and just in it for like Christmas money or something)

Resume: Work history- cashier at local gas station

🙄 “over qualified”