Me 3 weeks ago: I’m done drinking
Me a week later:I’m only drinking a little bit but not getting fucked up
Me Saturday:getting into a fist fight for fun and letting someone RKO me off a picnic table and not remembering any of it
So I watch my neighbor beat some other girls ass and after she comes up to me and says “if the cops come you didn’t see anything ok” and then daps me up needless to say I got her back 😂