Captada desde la Tierra: la nave Orion de Artemis II sigue siendo visible incluso a una distancia cercana a la de la Luna, y ya hay telescopios que han logrado fotografiarla desde nuestro planeta
Mi stack favorito como programador en 2026
💾 Hosting → localhost
🏗️ Library → JQuery
📡 Backend → Java 6
📝 Editor de código → Word
🧠 AI para el día a día → Clippy
🤖 AI para programar → Videos de Indios
The price of Spice rises by 10%, as intergalactic Guild shipping lanes are blocked by Fremen forces in response to the Harkonnens illegal attack on Arrakis.
Arrakis, 10, 191AG, colorized
🤯BREAKING: Alibaba just proved that AI Coding isn't taking your job, it's just writing the legacy code that will keep you employed fixing it for the next decade. 🤣
Passing a coding test once is easy. Maintaining that code for 8 months without it exploding? Apparently, it’s nearly impossible for AI.
Alibaba tested 18 AI agents on 100 real codebases over 233-day cycles. They didn't just look for "quick fixes"—they looked for long-term survival.
The results were a bloodbath:
75% of models broke previously working code during maintenance.
Only Claude Opus 4.5/4.6 maintained a >50% zero-regression rate.
Every other model accumulated technical debt that compounded until the codebase collapsed.
We’ve been using "snapshot" benchmarks like HumanEval that only ask "Does it work right now?"
The new SWE-CI benchmark asks: "Does it still work after 8 months of evolution?"
Most AI agents are "Quick-Fix Artists." They write brittle code that passes tests today but becomes a maintenance nightmare tomorrow. They aren't building software; they're building a house of cards.
The narrative just got honest: Most models can write code. Almost none can maintain it.
Imagine you're John Carmack
you're 22 years old and you just wrote a 3D engine in assembly that runs at 35fps on a 486
Doom drops. Quake drops. Half the planet is playing your code.
you're the reason GPUs exist. you're the reason your friend Jensen has a yacht today.
then in 2009, you sell id Software. people call it betrayal. you call it "they made an offer I couldn't refuse."
VR obsession. Oculus. Meta buys it for $2B. you're CTO.
but Meta thinks you're a liability. your demos are "too intense." your emails are "too long." your focus on frame timing is "slowing us down."
2022. they push you out. not fired officially. just "restructured."
the media writes "end of an era." some crypto bro calls you "washed up."
silicon valley moves on.
but you don't.
you don't write a book. you don't start a podcast. you don't collect speaking fees.
you go completely quiet.
you take the money. you buy a warehouse in Texas. you hire 10 engineers. and you start coding.
not games. not VR.
AGI.
two years. radio silence. no tweets. no conference talks.
while everyone's debating ChatGPT, you're debugging CUDA kernels at 3AM, testing world models.
then in 2025, Keen Technologies pivots hard. you're not "exploring" anymore. you're building it.
here's what people get wrong:
everyone calls it a comeback. a redemption arc. "revenge on Meta."
it's none of that.
you're a 54-year-old engineer who still codes 12 hours a day because you genuinely can't stop.
most CTOs would have bought an island. most legends would have written memoirs.
you just kept typing.
the most dangerous person in any codebase is the one who goes quiet and never stops shipping commits.
karma doesn't need to be real.
but obsession is.
welcome back, Carmack.
The original 1987 ROBOCOP trailer was cut before Basil Poledouris finished his score, so Orion temp-tracked it with a clasic of theirs from 1984. Do you recognise it?