Rob Kahl

Producer-Editor @HP. Formerly @NBCSAuthentic. Day Man. Fighter of the Night Man. Champion of the Sun. Master of Karate & Friendship for Everyone.

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@olaoluwakiwms

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@AHoshidaSports 💯

[Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 @AlCappuccinoIT]

I miss a time when the dumbest, vilest people weren’t running things.

[Rob Kahl @robkahl]

@all90saltrock Prosthetic Head & Haushinka

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Ryan Walker is a loser.
Landon Roupp is a loser.
JT Brubaker is a loser.
Sam Hentges is a loser.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Rob Kahl @robkahl]

@30problemz That's a bit premature

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Robots cleaning rivers > robots writing screenplays

[Rob Kahl @robkahl]

@sanguisugabogg The band is Sploodge and their greatest hits are "Slaughterhouse 69", "Weapons of Ass Destruction" and "Hot For Creature"

[Rob Kahl @robkahl]

@nut_history Isn't he the guy who gave up a home run to Will Clark in his first MLB at bat?

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@ihyomeo William Bakedspeare

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@smc429 Orangegon

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@Matt_Pinner Maude

[MayoIsSpicyy @Mayoisspicyy]

Donald Trump would die on Easter
just to steal the spotlight from Jesus.

[Rob Kahl @robkahl]

@Brock_Seguin You look like Aladdin

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@F0ODHub

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@GuyGoingOnline @dbessner 🤣���🤣

[Rob Kahl @robkahl]

@heyshipz Pussy. Ass. Sex.

[JR1N @mrbigjerry_]

Did your team hit a home run during Opening Weekend?

[mark normand @marknorm]

Magic ‘the gathering’ Johnson