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being eaten alive by zombies

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I’m gonna make a horror movie where someone moves into a new house or starts a new job

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My gf and I were 80% of the way through watching Exit 8 (subbed) and we both fell asleep and woke up to two English speaking white women onscreen. We watched for like 10 minutes assuming it was a weird epilogue cliffhanger before we we realized we were 45 mins into another movie

[Arkady @saxifrage2127]

Does anyone have any more examples

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how do i become a voice of authority in the yogurt covered pretzel community

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where can a guy like me get a one dance

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@EddieGPinson I’m tired of living through major historical events

[luz @vnbvrnt]

how it started, how it’s going

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i gotta stop abbreviating my shopping list I just wrote down butt squash

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ummm angelica… remind me what we’re looking for

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Smoking a court mandated cigarette

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(cake speaking at a funeral) we are battered here today…

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I love when songwriters give up and just start spelling out words over and over

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is there an award for most grains of rice burned to the bottom of a pot

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(guy who thinks they’re called Ball & Oates) have you heard this song by ball & oates

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i would never bet my bottom dollar. that’s my last one

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Tom Holland on set of ‘LITTLE BIG PLANET”.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Tom Holland on set of ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’.

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the real housewives of roku city

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bro's built like a yogurt covered pretzel

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they’re putting something in these new instagram reels!!

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(tracy chapman as rick grimes) you got a fast carl