Robert Long

Husband; Dad; Guitarist; Legal Eagle; Hairdresser; Cook; Bricky; Electrican; Gardener

[Robert Long @roblong1980]

@RalfLittle Burger, chips, burger, chips, burger, chips...in that order

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@nickdarbyshire @sportbible I would have said Simone Pongolle

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@FootyWorIdies @petegill83 How it should be done...

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@TrollFootball @JanMoss92 105 mins is standard toilet break, init?

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@PDA_Y6 @Patterdale_Hall Have you lost any? I can't see Iz...

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@petegill83 It's the common people like us that appreciate this album

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@ThatsSoVillage @janusz_moss Didn't know you played down south?

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@abdulswammad Half way through...so far so good

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@SarahMillican75 Your honk honk impression would go perfectly with this tweet...

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@VictoriaCoren I thought of tapestry...

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@fesshole I always thought this should be an Olympic sport. Bus Surfing is what I would call it. I would usually fail in the semi finals and lose to the French in the 3rd place surf off...

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@lukedeards @AmazonHelp @AmazonUK @alexa99 I'm glad it's not just mine...

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@fesshole @janusz_moss Yep

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@BNDUK It's 5 o'clock somewhere...

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@BNDUK Certainly not sleeping, is it...

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@nytopinion @JonathanPieNews Scotch eggs are a thing of beauty...

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@DavidBrentMovie @m_ashcroft90

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Only taken me 20 years to pull my finger out #bouttime

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@OffMenuOfficial The last 3 episodes are 3 I didn't think I'd enjoy. I have been wrong 3 times

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@SarahMillican75 We wanted more...they gave us more...hooray!