ICYMI, @markrobinsonNC scheduled a fundraiser in Durham yesterday. He drove up, saw these women there to greet him, and promptly canceled the fundraiser. #ncpol 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@tim_cook Steve Jobs died while I was visiting my sick sister for the last time. While I knew my sister was going to die soon, when my wife told me about Steve I broke down in sorrow about both of them being taken too soon.
RIP Steve and RIP Beth.
I went for a run this morning shirtless
Wife pulls up and yells “put on a shirt you dirty whore” then speeds off
To the bewilderment of onlookers who came over to comfort me 😂