Thanks a lot you terrorist. Just lost my mortgage, wife, and kids because you decided to fuck around on the last few holes. New least favorite golfer on tour
Woke up hammered with a busted 3 laying next to me on a twin sized blow up mattress and now I’m staring at pitcher number 4 with intent to accelerate quickly. Does it get any better?? #box#beer
@CallowayWarren1 Warren,
Knew that belly was gonna become an issue at some point. Stay away from the carbs and stick to the titos and vodkas today
Regards,
Rob
Now who the hell decided it was a good idea to let women announce sporting events. This bitch announcing the Players makes me want to kill myself #DEI#womeninmenfields
Finally a trade that makes sense. One of the best talents in the league. Easily the best IQ, work ethic, and someone you wouldn’t mind dating your daughter. This is something I can surely get behind #whiteboysummer#justice
Breaking: Five-time Pro-Bowl DE Joey Bosa reached an agreement on a one-year, $12.6 million deal with the Buffalo Bills, sources tell @AdamSchefter.
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Going out with my friend who has ordered a plain burger for the 100th time in a row. Grow up and throw a slice of cheese on there idiot. #whiteboy#uncultured#gotohell
One letter away from doing something real special here. Unfortunately fell short and ended up being a character from a cartoon instead of the most productive field equipment of all time. #auction#letsbringthemback
There are some things you just can’t beat in life; Sun is shining, drinks are flowing, music is pumping. Only thing that could make this better would be the women shutting the fuck up #womeninmenfields#shutupslut
Throwback to ‘87 with one of my proudest accomplishments. Back when times were good, DUIs were just tickets, schools were separated, and my wife was still hot #TakeMeBackTuesday#beer#throwback
Updated Top 5:
In no particular order
-Driving home blitzed from the bar with Creed cranked to max volume
-Pissing yourself when drunk
-The sound of a zyn can cracking open before 9am
-Taking a shot off Bonnie’s asshole
-Sleeping in a full size bed with all your boys
Breaking: Daniel Jones is finalizing a one-year, $14M deal with the Colts, sources told @AdamSchefter.
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