Robert “The Undertaker” Bigsby

2nd Cousin of Clayton Bigsby, 3x Divorcee, 26 Handicapper, Back to back Delta State Fencing Champion ‘83 ‘84, Professional Racist #betterlucktomorrow

[Robert “The Undertaker” Bigsby @robmclovin124]

Thanks a lot you terrorist. Just lost my mortgage, wife, and kids because you decided to fuck around on the last few holes. New least favorite golfer on tour

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

JT! To lead by 3!!

📺 NBC

[Robert “The Undertaker” Bigsby @robmclovin124]

Hearing reports that it’s going to be the Irishman taking it home today. Bartender just colossally fucked up by the way #lank

[Robert “The Undertaker” Bigsby @robmclovin124]

Woke up hammered with a busted 3 laying next to me on a twin sized blow up mattress and now I’m staring at pitcher number 4 with intent to accelerate quickly. Does it get any better?? #box #beer

[Robert “The Undertaker” Bigsby @robmclovin124]

14-0 ratio, no speaker, conversation being absolutely carried by some ball talk. Does it get better?? #ballknowledge

[Robert “The Undertaker” Bigsby @robmclovin124]

Just some white boys sipping on peppermint martinis. Questions? Comments? Concerns? Or may we proceed #ThirstyThirsday

[Robert “The Undertaker” Bigsby @robmclovin124]

@CallowayWarren1 Warren,

Knew that belly was gonna become an issue at some point. Stay away from the carbs and stick to the titos and vodkas today

Regards,
Rob

[Robert “The Undertaker” Bigsby @robmclovin124]

Now who the hell decided it was a good idea to let women announce sporting events. This bitch announcing the Players makes me want to kill myself #DEI #womeninmenfields

[Robert “The Undertaker” Bigsby @robmclovin124]

Any other white boys taking advantage of a beautiful white boy Wednesday ???? #dontletusgethot #ridethestreak

[Robert “The Undertaker” Bigsby @robmclovin124]

10 men on a boat = 0 towels 0 sunscreen 0 water infinite beer, let a couple white boys enjoy day #whiteprivilege

[Robert “The Undertaker” Bigsby @robmclovin124]

Finally a trade that makes sense. One of the best talents in the league. Easily the best IQ, work ethic, and someone you wouldn’t mind dating your daughter. This is something I can surely get behind #whiteboysummer #justice

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Five-time Pro-Bowl DE Joey Bosa reached an agreement on a one-year, $12.6 million deal with the Buffalo Bills, sources tell @AdamSchefter.

Get breaking news alerts from Adam Schefter through the ESPN app: https://t.co/ztfhKXHwnV

[Robert “The Undertaker” Bigsby @robmclovin124]

Going out with my friend who has ordered a plain burger for the 100th time in a row. Grow up and throw a slice of cheese on there idiot. #whiteboy #uncultured #gotohell

[Robert “The Undertaker” Bigsby @robmclovin124]

One letter away from doing something real special here. Unfortunately fell short and ended up being a character from a cartoon instead of the most productive field equipment of all time. #auction #letsbringthemback

[Robert “The Undertaker” Bigsby @robmclovin124]

@judeerickson123 Unbelievable stuff from McDouble, get your shit together before I go pay another visit to your mother

[Robert “The Undertaker” Bigsby @robmclovin124]

@Bigfudgefergy I left Sarah 2 years ago so for all I care spread that bitch open like Red Sea.

Best,
Rob

[Robert “The Undertaker” Bigsby @robmclovin124]

There are some things you just can’t beat in life; Sun is shining, drinks are flowing, music is pumping. Only thing that could make this better would be the women shutting the fuck up #womeninmenfields #shutupslut

[Robert “The Undertaker” Bigsby @robmclovin124]

Throwback to ‘87 with one of my proudest accomplishments. Back when times were good, DUIs were just tickets, schools were separated, and my wife was still hot #TakeMeBackTuesday #beer #throwback

[Robert “The Undertaker” Bigsby @robmclovin124]

Updated Top 5:
In no particular order

-Driving home blitzed from the bar with Creed cranked to max volume
-Pissing yourself when drunk
-The sound of a zyn can cracking open before 9am
-Taking a shot off Bonnie’s asshole
-Sleeping in a full size bed with all your boys

[Robert “The Undertaker” Bigsby @robmclovin124]

Good to see the game trending back in the right direction. Need to keep more scrappy, high motor, pure athletes under center #lank #alllivesmatter

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Daniel Jones is finalizing a one-year, $14M deal with the Colts, sources told @AdamSchefter.

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[Robert “The Undertaker” Bigsby @robmclovin124]

@judeerickson123 Absolutely Jude, Great point